This is Andrew aka cgImagery's thread.

Well thank goodness it's Sam we're messing with, cuz if it was Keith, and his newly appointed "big-guy-ness" he'd be deleting us all, not just our images...or maybe Sam is the more evil one...delete our images but keep us here so we KNOW our images got deleted...hmmmmmm, very evil indeed!!!

That Sam I am , That Sam I am..
he's a guy who gives a damn..
but he don't like green eggs and ham,
he prefers his eels with spam.
His brain contains a lot of RAM
when he cooks, he yells out "BAM"
when in bed, he screams shazam!
and tells whoever's there to scram.

That Sam I am, he is no fool,
I think in some ways, he is cool
he skinny-dips but has no pool
he has a bod' that makes us drool.

That Sam I am, deserves this thread,
Let's climb into Sammy's bed!
and after all our clothes are shed,
we can all give Sam some.........uh........BREAD! :)

ROFLMAO..... very very good Terri.. LMAO...

I'm hiring Terri to wander around in back of me singing my praises 8•P

Awww shucks....{ slides over in bed....come on in, Jackie!!!!!!!}

*pouts*
*cries*

It's cold out here 8•(

Ohhhhh come on in Hunny-wumpus! Moves over.....makes Cat purrrrrr:)

Whoops! I was looking for caedes... looks like I stumbled on one of those "adult" sites by mistake...

First time for everything I guess... ;-)

*rolls eyes* I told you we needed an adult thread !

Hey Terri, I like the Shazam bit the best........now whenever I see Sam on the threads I'm going to be thinking Shazam !

I think he raises eels too......{ but that was a different thread...} :)

Yes, I've raised a few eels in my time...

Oh the innuendo!!!!

very risqué !!

Weirdos.

hahahahahaha join the weird side.......c'mon......you know you want tooooooooo

At the moment, I think I'll resist the urge.

Lighten up kiddo.....we are all friends PLAYING....nothing serious, nothing sordid....just a game, just laughter...which is perfectly healthy....{ good-night!}

GO LOSe URSELF AGAIN TERRI! LOL

ur quite addicted to this site lol

Around here, if you're not weird, your abnormal. Which means the same as weird, basically. So even if you aren't weird, you are. So there.

Are you drunk??

You tell me, you're the expert.

I think ush are! andsh hows amsh i an eshpert?

My eccentricity is superior to your weirdness.

Samatar, Samatar, he's our man! { I think...?}
if he can't fix it no-one can!
He's a cutie-pie, precious too
and looks so sweet in a pink tutu..

LOL

Sam when you upload your "self" image...you should be in a pink tutu...so we can have something to talk about for umm...months!

*Darth Vader voice* Tim......I'm not your father ......come join the odd side .....

:-[
:-)
:-(
;-)
:-P
:-D
:-\
=-O
>:o
8-)
:-$
:-!
O:-)
:'(
:-X
:-)

he's in it now

In what?

He's joined the Odd Side !!!

:-[ :-) :-( ;-) :-P :-D :-\ =-O :-* >:o 8-) :-$ :-! O:-) :'( :-X

I think...he's surpassed...the oddities of being ODD

Are you saying I am an overly eccentric oddball?

well yes w/o the oddball word...it over does it

Sam likes electric liguine

I am too cunning to make linguine comments..., ")

:)

:-P

This is the thread that ... should...never end...

ok...how about...me GIVE THIS A TOPIC...to last for a few days until it goes away and onto something new

how about...all the things we can come up w/...like...stories about Sam's life!?

I'll start one! YAY :D

Sam once bought a dog from the store...but when his friend came over...he said...oh crinky! Sam that's not a dog....that's a tazmanian devil! CRINKY MY EYE!

1. It is CRIKEY, not CRINKY. Freak.
2. It is TASMANIAN, not TAZMANIAN. Weirdo.
3. It is DEVIL, not DEVIAL!!! Strange person!!!

1. I like CRINKY Better...$lV+
2. I like TAZMANIAN Better...
3. Just changed it lol :D

Sam is your friendly neighborhood obsessive-compulsive.

Samatar's photo is featured in National Wildlife Magazine...:) gggggrowl!

really??? congrats sam

or if it's a lie

good dreaming!

I don't think Sam has a Mac, poor Sam.

I don't think Timmy has a Microsoft, poor Timmy.

Actually… I believe that Sam most definitely does have a Mac

Andrew needs Linux to understand the travesty that is the Windows majority.

No, I don't have A mac, I have four. Thank you very much.

Compensating Sam ?

*hunches over snickering in the corner*

Enquiring minds want to know !

I'm sure he has a nice Big Mac....:)

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOO

Hey, cut it out! Enough euphenisms and innuendo.

Someone has Mac Envy...

LOL @ Sam ...... & hey Tim .....your comment belongs on the synonym thread, doesn't it ?

How so?

Hey Sam, you artfully dodged the question of whether you are compensating or have a nice Big Mac...like Lauren said, enquiring minds WANT TO KNOW!!!!

And for the record...what the hell is CRIKEY, what is so wrong with saying "Holy Shitzu"???

I never say "Crikey". No I am not compensating, I have two macs at home, and there's a laptop for work and one at the office. My macintosh that I normally use is of standard proportions. I don't really like McDonalds, so don't have any of their burgers around the house. And if you are alluding to my anatomy... "no comment".

Oh, and since this is all about me: My store.

I'm afraid to add anything else for fear that it will all disappear again...

Sam, what kind of Macs do you have? G3, G4, G5, iMac?

LOL if it disappears contact them DevPrint ppl! it's not supposed to do that...it's just supposed to show up silly!

Hmmm... let's see... this one is a G5 iMac; in the lounge I have a MacMini hooked up to the projector (a G4 I think?). The laptop is an iBook, not sure of the processor but not very powerful, about tow years old; and at the office there is a second hand iMac G4 (the one with the bendy neck :-) Personally I like the old iMac for style, but obviously the new iMac has better performance.

When I sell this house I am planning to leave the MacMini as part of the entertainment system, and possibly this G5 if the buyers want it since it is connected to the network etc, and replace them with newer models.

Damn Sam...got enough computers????

Never!!

Actually I really only use this one most of the time. The MacMini is good for displaying photographs though, for slideshows etc. And the other two are for my partners use, so that was a bit of a fib I suppose... :-P

Well I have a Powermac G3, and two home-built PC's.

Sam fibs???
OMG No Way!!!

Tell me Sam, does Mac pay you for all this devotion??? They should...I mean damn...that's ALOT of Macs!!!

I have 2 cheap and crappy pc's...the first I had to fight my kids for so I could whore Caedes, so I bought them a crappy emachine...so I have a valid excuse for 2...but no excuse for their crappiness other than me being broke...but you have a whole HOUSE filled with computers.

OK peoples... I need you feedback on a number of things.... *unfolds list*

My site has undergone some major revamping... it looks prettier and there are some new pictures on it, but the main thing I want advice on here is the "shop" section. As you know I have set up a store front on deviantart which is now up and running; I have linked to it from my site and tried to give helpful information to anyone who might use it. So is it helpful? Did you get lost at any point? Are there too many choices (in terms of print sizes)? What do you think people might buy or not buy etc... any advice/spelling mistakes/ inconsistencies pointed out is as usual appreciated.

OSR: This is a test run for a site that I am updating for someone (currently incomplete). You can view the current (ie old) site here. Is the new one (ie mine) better/easy to navigate/aesthetically pleasing etc.? (Keep in mind that the site is to provide additional information to current clients, rather than to "sell" the service). I expect a report on my desk by morning!!!

(please?) *puppy dog eyes*

Your site is looking pretty damn fine if ya ask me... (Wait.. could I use the "D" word here? *ponders*) :o)

And ask you is exactly what I did do... thanks!! :-)

My thoughts Unedited

The "about" and "contact" pages are "untitled documents"

"shop" and "links" .. takes me --> http://www.rescope.com.au/index.htm

the little "r" jewel ring is scrunched .. might have to go up a size ;o)


I would consider adding .. "You may not repost these images anywhere" .. blah blah blah .. to your legalese .. after what the VJ forum has dug up lately


I had a paragraph about how I felt the creative script font titles are hard to read .. but I like creative script fonts .. to me, the titles and jewels need some sort of anchor .. but that'll mess up your clean look

ahh .. the spiral rings and lined 'parchment' just swam across the pacific .. looks good .. must have stopped in hawaii for a mai tai

ok .. scratch the shop and links problems .. If I middle click to send the pages to a new tab, I get the problems .. if I just click the link in the old fashioned boring way, I get the shop and links

the shop page has blue boxes next to the images with no text, links or anything



maybe I should not be a beta tester

No, I need to know these things. I've sent you a PM.

I'm e-mailing you my list 8•)

OK... it took me literally all day but I have finished my fixes. Most of the errors Cat and the first one Keifer mentioned found should now be history(I haven't figured out how to get it to open pages in new windows, but I think (hope?) that's not too important). Pages should load a bit faster too now.

I'm still waiting for feedback on the shop section... *sits and stares at screen waiting for "new" to appear next to thread*

I think that's neat that John Q.Public can get mugs etc from your store ....but in your description, where you say a deposit may be required ? You forgot the second ) ....No biggie.
I like the new layout of your site & I do like the shop section as well....I found it easy to manuever

Your old guestbook gave me a 404

the background still isn't showing up after several refreshes (dial up connection) .. is that one piece .. or .. header, footer, and several middle strips?

the little r jewel looks better today

(personal preference) .. consider placing a ring around the base of the jewels, large and small (on all pages) .. this provides anchorage to the page .. and a finishing touch

Google: Link = New Window .. ;o)

Damn it, I forgot about the old guestbook... I think it's gone for good :-(. Oh well... I'll remove that link. The background is just a header and one repeating gif for the wallpaper... the gif is really small in size so I don't know why that bit wouldn't be loading. What do you mean by ring? Like, a shadow or something?

Lauren I fixed that typo and will upload it soon.

Cool beans

idk about pop windows...some ppl might have pop-up blockers and it won't open up for them

? I don't have any pop up windows, as far as I know?

i meant new window :P come to think of it...i'm confused and idk what i'm talking about...i'll post another comment if i do kno lol

Nothing new there then ;-)

*throws tomato at sam*

ring = like a gold or silver mounting ring .. as if the jewel were in a school ring, it would have a bezel ring

Dual Suns .. by .. nmsmith

nah… me like it w/out the ring. the ring would be overdone in me humble opinion

Oh I see what you mean... I agree with Cat though... I don't really want to make any more major changes to the look of it at the mo, that can wait until the next redesign.

Sam has to look at my site now! http://timshomepage.co.nr/
I need comments too!

Ahem... this is MY thread. Go post you site on your own, Mr Tim.

But seriously... your page won't load for me. It's just sitting there saying "contacting, while I'm typing this, and not doing anything... wait... now it says, "Can't open page". So my comment is, "It doesn't work" :-) Besides, you didn't comment on my site yet!!

I started this thread! I can take it off topic if I want!
Try using this address:
http://www.freewebs.com/timw4mail/

Sam is a dry ham!

*nibbles* no… not quite dry yet… might need a few more years of aging. 8•P

Please don't nibble me, Cat. It's unbecoming.

*Pokes Sam* Hey you!

Swim, Sam, swim, Sam, swim.
Show them you are some swimmer.
Swim like the snow-white swan swam.
Swim like the snow-white swan.
Six sharp, shimmering sharks will
snap you limb from limb
A well-swum swim is a swim well swum.
So swim, Sam swim.


(*bows*) .. (*falls over*)

*Samatar struggles to swim, but 'stead slowly sinks...*

Swan swam over the sea,
Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again
Well swum, swan!

So, super for the silly swan!

Swans and Sam make Spectacular alliteration allies!