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When falling, don't grab the person beside you.
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tell you what?...that i still love you? that i want to be with you for the rest of our lives and that im stupid for leaving you? well thats what i wanted to say but like i said it wont change a thing, because you love ashton and i cant leave krystalynne.
Never form your own opinion when your spouse is perfectly capable of telling you what you think
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Life is mostly Froth & Bubble
I definitely agree with you Kieth!!!!!...
Also...remember to take the egg 'OUT' of it's shell before you fry it!!!!!!!!
Also...remember to take the egg 'OUT' of it's shell before you fry it!!!!!!!!
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** For the next few weeks, I will not be Commenting as much as I should, I Will be looking at ALL of your Picture posts...I apologise from the bottom of my heart for this...Things should be back to 'normal' after the holiday period**
Never make out in the back seat of a car by yourself.
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If you never participate in VOTING BOOTH, please do not whine about the C-Index!
Never squeeze out the contents of the toothpaste tube .. with out a clear plan for returning it whence it came
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Life is mostly Froth & Bubble
Don't look cross-eyed for to long, or your eyes will stay in that position forever. :o)
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Badger, Badger, Badger...
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig
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Life is mostly Froth & Bubble
# 38: Make sure there's toilet paper w/in reaching distance before you pop a squat.
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
Make sure your Y-fronts are on the right way round! if you are in hurry to go!!!!
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** For the next few weeks, I will not be Commenting as much as I should, I Will be looking at ALL of your Picture posts...I apologise from the bottom of my heart for this...Things should be back to 'normal' after the holiday period**
Hey! I haven't damaged anyone yet! *throws tomatoes*
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
*throws tomato*
and yes you did! you...hit an old lady..and sent her flying...
and yes you did! you...hit an old lady..and sent her flying...
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Andrew VS. Jerry in Glare Wars...who'll win!?
Never enter into a forum thread on Caedes-Dot-Net .. because when it goes off-topic (as it invariably does) it will ruin your reputation as a fine upstanding citizen that fights the good fight for forum reform
and and and ... you'll forever be thought of as easily dragged (drugged?) down to their level and it will tarnish your good name
word!
and and and ... you'll forever be thought of as easily dragged (drugged?) down to their level and it will tarnish your good name
word!
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Life is mostly Froth & Bubble
#35 - it's usually necessary to take off your shoes before you take off your socks
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
Some cooking rules I learned when I was younger:
If the spaghetti doesn't bend, or makes crunching sounds when you eat it, it probably isn't ready to serve yet.
Sugar is an important ingredient of chocolate cake.
If the spaghetti doesn't bend, or makes crunching sounds when you eat it, it probably isn't ready to serve yet.
Sugar is an important ingredient of chocolate cake.
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion-
and .. cheese is an important ingredient of quiche .. real man or not
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Life is mostly Froth & Bubble
Don't be surprised that your children think you 'know nothing'. They 'know everything' so it must be true.
Don't mistake the oven for the microwave and attempt to remove a hot dish with no oven mitt.
Don't mistake the oven for the microwave and attempt to remove a hot dish with no oven mitt.
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Keep your face to the sunshine and you can not see the shadows. It's what sunflowers do - Helen Keller
Do not piss off the bull.
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tell you what?...that i still love you? that i want to be with you for the rest of our lives and that im stupid for leaving you? well thats what i wanted to say but like i said it wont change a thing, because you love ashton and i cant leave krystalynne.
DONT get on Caedes when your waiting for the potatoes to cook..
Dont put an egg in the microwave...
Dont make a smoothie in the blender and forget to put the lid on properly..
Dont put an egg in the microwave...
Dont make a smoothie in the blender and forget to put the lid on properly..
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"A sense of humour is as important to life as shock absorbers to a car.. It helps us over the bumps im life" / P.K. Shaw
Oh that reminds me of a good one!
When you are testing a new blender by making Banana Smoothies... make sure the bottom is screwed on first.
When you are testing a new blender by making Banana Smoothies... make sure the bottom is screwed on first.
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion-
Tim's #1 rule:
Never trust a computer to do what you want it to; it will only do as you tell it to.
Never trust a computer to do what you want it to; it will only do as you tell it to.
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I'm a Baptist fundementalist. I don't care if you agree with me or not, but please, respect my beliefs.
- Timothy J. Warren | http://timshomepage.co.nr |
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Do unto others as you would have them do unto you
OK, that was like waaay to serious... "Arf wid es ead!!!"
*K-Schunk*
OK, that was like waaay to serious... "Arf wid es ead!!!"
*K-Schunk*
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Badger, Badger, Badger...
~from above...my version~
Do unto others before the do unto you
oh yeah. and...
Never give what ya can't take back
Do unto others before the do unto you
oh yeah. and...
Never give what ya can't take back
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ouch!
#42 - It's generally better if you don't trip over the alarm clock on your way out of bed.
#42 - It's generally better if you don't trip over the alarm clock on your way out of bed.
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
Not really Cat...then you really get that WAKE UP...when you hit ur face on the floor of course....
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Andrew VS. Jerry in Glare Wars...who'll win!?
Or knock yourself out cold from the impact of your head on the corner of your nightstand... Try explaining that one as a reason for being late to work. LOL
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Badger, Badger, Badger...
now they have an alarm clock on wheels .. it sits where you leave it, but if you hit the snooze button in the morning it will go and hide, forcing you to get up
Clocky
this isn't the exact one I saw on the news .. same concept though
Clocky
this isn't the exact one I saw on the news .. same concept though
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Life is mostly Froth & Bubble
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion-
I would so kill the first person who threw a grenade alarm in my bedroom.....And the Clocky one ? Death...after day one.
I want the one I have to choke to get it to turn off....it does double duty, wakes me up & helps get rid of tension !
I want the one I have to choke to get it to turn off....it does double duty, wakes me up & helps get rid of tension !
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........
MY GALLERY
If you are going to use computer I recommend to start by pushing the power button.
(I'd like that grenadelike alarm clock... not very stylish and annoying also. but that's why it's so useful. ...I have a brother you see :P)
(I'd like that grenadelike alarm clock... not very stylish and annoying also. but that's why it's so useful. ...I have a brother you see :P)
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Try NOT to eat a lot of 'beetroot' the day before you go to hospital to give a 'sample'!!
Yeah! it happened to me!......
Yeah! it happened to me!......
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** For the next few weeks, I will not be Commenting as much as I should, I Will be looking at ALL of your Picture posts...I apologise from the bottom of my heart for this...Things should be back to 'normal' after the holiday period**
Try not to stick the middle finger of your right hand into moving fan blades
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Life is mostly Froth & Bubble
No one has brought up the accident & clean underwear rule yet....
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Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls .......Let The Machine Get It ........
MY GALLERY
lol, i hear that commercial all the time!
"Don't make that face, it'll stick like that!"
"Don't make that face, it'll stick like that!"
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tell you what?...that i still love you? that i want to be with you for the rest of our lives and that im stupid for leaving you? well thats what i wanted to say but like i said it wont change a thing, because you love ashton and i cant leave krystalynne.
alright… I have to say… most of those alarm clocks would result in the short answer for me… pull plug… done…
#63 - Lunch only comes if you remember to order it.
#63 - Lunch only comes if you remember to order it.
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
were ever you go there you are.
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Art is the perception of the creator. Meaning is the perception of the viewer. acceptance is the perception of society.
Always blow your nose before going to bed...you just might roll over in your sleep, get your nose stuck in your ear, sneeze, and blow your brains out.
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I used to be a gold-digger, but it didn't pan out.
#66 (I think) - Make sure it isn't actually your fault BEFORE you start yelling at the other person.
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion-
LOL
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
Never run through a seemingly empty doorway unless your sure it doesn't contain glass!
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#81 - Make sure there's a towel on the bar BEFORE you step into the shower…
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
8•P
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
1. Trust no one untill they earn your trust.
2. Women are always right untill they are discussed in the pub when they are not there.
3. Learn to trust your instincts.
4. Religion is just a sanctuary for deep thought and support.
5. Never get credit cards.
6. Being open to opinion and not being opinionated all the time.
7. Always wear PROTECTION.
Think that sums up things for now.
2. Women are always right untill they are discussed in the pub when they are not there.
3. Learn to trust your instincts.
4. Religion is just a sanctuary for deep thought and support.
5. Never get credit cards.
6. Being open to opinion and not being opinionated all the time.
7. Always wear PROTECTION.
Think that sums up things for now.
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Learn law, buy a gun.
#384 - The only thing you are allowed to stick in your ear is your elbow.
#479 - If you fall out of a tree and break your leg, don't come running to me.
#479 - If you fall out of a tree and break your leg, don't come running to me.
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The work of art may have a moral effect, but to demand moral purpose from an artist is to make him ruin his work.
(Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - 1832)
1. In a fight, if it doesn't show up on an x-ray, it's fair game.
2. Never ever ask a judge how you become a judge. They apparently take quite the offense.
3. Paying completely in Canadian pennies anywhere is likely to get you banned.
4. If it's not green and breathing it is still edible.
5. Never offend food servers, cooks, barbers, taxi drivers, Caedes or your web host.
6. Purge the refrigerator of take out boxes at least once a week.
7. Asking a police officer for his badge number is tantamount to punching him in the face.
8. Remember to meticulously back up all your computer data.
9. And last bit not least, remember to tinfoil at least 60 percent of your domicile to keep out alien transmissions. :-)
2. Never ever ask a judge how you become a judge. They apparently take quite the offense.
3. Paying completely in Canadian pennies anywhere is likely to get you banned.
4. If it's not green and breathing it is still edible.
5. Never offend food servers, cooks, barbers, taxi drivers, Caedes or your web host.
6. Purge the refrigerator of take out boxes at least once a week.
7. Asking a police officer for his badge number is tantamount to punching him in the face.
8. Remember to meticulously back up all your computer data.
9. And last bit not least, remember to tinfoil at least 60 percent of your domicile to keep out alien transmissions. :-)
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There are only 10 types of people in this world...Those that understand binary and those that don't
uh… Tom… If I fall out of a tree and break my leg… can I come HOBBLE to you? 8•P
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One man sees things and says "why?", but I dream things that never were and say "why not?"
Mom's rule #47 - Take your seatbelt off BEFORE you attempt to get out of the car
My rule #134 - It's easier to get into your parent's house if you use the key for their door instead of the one for yours.
Sister's rule #89 - It's easier to boil water if you turn the burner on.
Mom's new rule #124 - It's not possible for her to use her cell phone to make a call if I'm still holding it.
Alright… your turn!
(P.S. - rule numbers are completely arbitrary…)