My oh my oh my!!! I sure cant focus on that too long or I might just not be able to see straight for a while!! whoaaaaaaaaaaa.....a wicked-good creation Randazzle!! :)
(*hushed announcer voice #1*) ... hmmmm ... a 7 -5 -12 split .. Randazzle's gonna have to hurl that ceramic chucking pin awfully hard to carry enough force to careen off the leading ball and hit the others
(*hushed announcer voice #2*) .. yes, tom .. Randazzzle's only been with the professional chucking league tour for a short while .. he is an unknown entity in situations like these .. but, I can say from experience that similar placements have reduced veteran chuckers to tears ... and so far Randazzle doesn't look nervous
(*hushed announcer voice #1*) .. quiet, now .. he has stepped up to the line .. the wind up .. oh! look at that form, that beauty .. such grace under pressure .. the chucking pin goes up and around and now the release .. looks good .. OH! .. GUTTER CHUCK!!! ... bad luck .. I think, maybe, his foot slipped at the last moment of the arc ...
(*hushed announcer voice #2*) ... Looks as though Randazzle is through this year ... and I'd be surprised if we saw him here next year .. you know what they say about 15 minutes of fame ...
(*hushed announcer voice #1*) ... I think Randazzle is going to know 15 minutes of shame
(*hushed announcer voice #2*) .. yes, tom ... at least
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