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"Where y'all off to gull (girl)?" I asked the one standing prim and proper on the fourth log from the right.
"We're off to America kee! kee!" She shrieked in her high pitched voice.
"Why are you going there?
"Oh, we have to do some droppings"
"What about that turtle?" I asked.
"Shh" she shrieked "he is a stowaway. The gangway watch (the one dozing by the plank) had to look the other way for 25 minutes so that he could climb on board".
"So you want him on board?"
"Yes, he can give us a tow if we need it".
I wished them bon voyage and shook my head in sympathy for the citizens of the U.S. east coast who may become the recipients of these droppings.
Thanks for the morning chuckles!