Minds are like parachutes, they function only when open.

"Tis the sunset of life gives me mystical lore, And coming events cast their shadows before."

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.