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What will some people do for a picture? Crawl under a fence with a sign posted saying NO TRESSPASSING. No, not me. When I see a lable on a tree do i pull it off? No, not me. Took about twenty shots as fast as I could but still i got wet as the clouds open. I think i am a bit crazy. Who in their right mind would do so much for only a picture? NO, NOT ME!
STUCK IN THE HOUSE
BECAUSE OF THE RAIN,
TWO CHILDREN, MY WIFE AND I
ABOUT TO GO INSANE.
I TELL THE CHILDREN
NOT TO FIGHT
TRYING TO SEPARATE THEM
UNTIL IT'S NIGHT.
"YOU..GO TO YOUR ROOM."
"STOP PICKING ON YOUR SISTER, SON."
"NOW DAUGHTER,
PLEASE STOP EGGING HIM ON."
FINALLY, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
SO I SNEAK OUT AND GO TO THE STORE.
WHEN I GET HOME, IT'S MY WIFE'S TURN.
THEN SHE CALMLY IMFORMS ME, "I WON'T RETURN."
"GOODBYE HUSBAND DEAR."
"I'LL MISS YOU SO!"
"WILL YOU TAKE ONE CHILD WITH YOU
WHEN YOU GO?"
"NO!
By Victor Reiner