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I thought I heard some rustling behind me and when I turned I saw this! Naturally, I took a picture and then I ran. I ran like the wind, but I could hear the beast crashing through the brush behind me. I dodged through trees and undergrowth but it just kept coming. I could feel it's hot horrible breath on my back. I finally stumbled and fell and the beast stood above me drooling. It lowered it's head and as I reached to push away it suddenly nuzzled my hand gentle as a kitten. I now keep her in my basement and feed her door to door salesmen. Her name is Daisy. Thanks for any comment -