"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps"

The beer urges me on, the bewitching beer, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gently and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words which were better unspoken. Homer, The Odyssey (note: beer substituted for wine)

"Why does mineral water that has 'trickled through mountains for centuries' go out of date next year?"