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(01) .. If You .. Have taken Latin classes just so you could be right in the "How Do You Pronounce Caedes" topic thread .. You Might Be a Caedesian

(02) .. If You .. Have ever refinanced your house just to claim ownership of the best Camera in the Photography Forum .. You Might Be a Caedesian

(03) .. If You .. Have ever hit the "Upload Images" button only to be reminded by that 'snooty message' that, for whatever reason, you don't measure up to a real human being .. You Might Be a Caedesian

(04) .. If You .. Have re-enrolled yourself in the First Grade just to come up with Offtopic Forum thread material .. You Might Be a Caedesian

(05) .. If You .. Have contracted with a sweatshop in Brazil to produce Fractal Art with your name on it .. You Might Be a Caedesian

(06) .. If You .. Have taken up computer programming just to write a "voting bot" .. You Might Be a Caedesian

(07) .. If You .. Have taken a TV Dinner out of the freezer and seriously looked at it for Photography Ideas .. You Might Be a Caedesian

(08) .. If You .. Have ever grown weary of that guy that uses the "Blinky Nose" avatar .. You Might Be a Caedesian

(09) .. If You .. Have ever considered calling the po-leeece on your neighbor just to post a picture of a real-life 'perp' walk .. You Might Be a Caedesian

(10) .. If You .. Have ever accidently right-clicked on an image thumbnail only to be told by cousin of 'snooty message' that you 'couldn't punch your way out of a wet paper bag' .. You Might Be a Caedesian

(11) .. If You .. Have ever invited somebody back to your place under the ruse of showing them your D10F's .. You Might Be a Caedesian

(12) .. If You .. Have ever, in a hotly contested divorce, gave up custody of your kids so that you could keep your HKotDA title and considered yourself the winner .. You Might Be a Caedesian

(13) .. If You .. Have ever sat outside a business establishment in dirty, soiled clothing, holding a sign that reads .. "Will Work For Comments" .. You Might Be a Caedesian

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300) If you manage to find away to incorporate the words Hebannies and Shebannies into the 5th straight post...you just might be a caedesian who needs to get out more...

301) if you're a Hebannie who flies on Shebannie Airlines to get there and back again you might possibly be a Caedesian who is definitely not in a hurry to get anywhere fast.

OK, OK, I'm banned and outta here...

302) You might be a Caedesian if the term Shinny Things and Bunny Ears make you laugh...and you don't know why. *Goes back to take my Meds.*

303) if after 1937 posts you are still argueing over how to pronounce 'caedes'...you might just be a Caedesian...

I think we're kind of proud of that thread, in our own weird little Caedsian way.

If,upon reading the word "thread" you immediately think of an online forum, and not anything related to clothing or sewing... yep, you're most likely a Caedesian.

If someone is discussing sewing or clothing and you immediately wonder who's hanging around the "threads" at the moment...yep, you're most likely a Caedasian.

If you pick up a book about flower embroidery and immediately think about fractal wallpaper, you're probably a devi-... er, excuse me. (Slinks off and hides).

If you snickered when you read "devi-..." /\ you are almost certainly a caedesian...

" ... 305, 306 and ..."

307) .. If You .. tend to pepper your electronic correspondence with lines such as, "i am not dead .. just smell that way" .. You Are Definitely a Caedesian ... named Keith.

:o))

Hehehehehehe yep he smells

308.....If You ..... miss your friends after a long day without chatting .....You Just Might Be A Caedesian.

309.....If You .....like to be goofy at the holidays sometimes & spread cheer in your own strange way .....You Just Might Be A Caedesian ...

..... wishing everyone a Hoppy Easter !!!


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310) .. If You .. find yourself, immersed in an ongoing discussion about D3 ... as of late .. You Are Definitely a Caedesian ... named Les. ;o)

311) If you...find yourself losing sleep over what 'D3' /\ is, and if you're missing something really imposrtant...you might be a caedesian...

312.) ....If You .... find that you're incurably curious about what that something important might be ..... you might be a very concerned Caedesian...

313) If you... tempt the Caedesian named Les with a mouthwatering plateful of freshly baked cookies, and tell him he can have them all but only if he reveals the meaning of D3... you are without doubt a Caedesian...

314) If you...find yourself ready to take a trip out of town in search of the infamous Cookie-man JUST to find out what D3 means...you are undoubtedly an obsessed Caedesian.

315) If you have allowed the infamous cookie man to hijack an entire thread with an offhand arcane reference to 'D3'...you are without a doubt a caedesian...

Like a 'mouthwatering plateful of freshly baked cookies' is going to pry that information out of me..

... ...

... ...

Diablo 3. 'Tis a game.

And yes, resistance was ... indeed ... futile. :o\

:oP

And to think all I had to do was ask my son...another Diablo 3 fan.

316) If upon reading "cookie man" you think of a reclusive Canucklehead, and not Famous Amos, or the Keebler elves, you are most definitely a Caedesian.

316) If you are feeling somewhat let down that it was not some grande caedes-ian moderator conspiracy...you just might be a caedes-ian...

...in need of controlled substnces available by prescription only ;-)

(*disinfects keyboard before replying ...*)

'Rec;udive'?

Oops ... time to trim the fingernails once again ...

:oP

If Rosebud and the Spruce Goose are reasonable topics in the progression of this thread presently...you might be a Caedesian -- in need of sleep, or just too tired to raise any Kane.

yay Vicidan !!!!

Viva la Revolucion!

We drink no wine before it's time..
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ok, it's time!


and yes, Les, thar's un unyun in that thar field for ya...

(???) .. If You .. Have built an archway in your garden and trained plants to grow over the top, because you've seen photos of that and thought it was cool. And those plants, whose free-hanging, untrained tendrils leave scratches across your face, neck, and back more convincingly than a high-priced escort service .. You Might Be a Caedesian

(???) If you drop in out of the blue, unannounced and unexpected with all of our dirty laundry all over the place after a year or so of absence...you just might be a caedesion...

Nice to see ya Keith...just ignore the mess...

(??? & a 1/2) ... If You ... nearly fainted seeing the above poster (2 up) ... then You Are Most Likely A Caedesian

Welcome back Keith ... you were dearly missed.

;-)

(????)... If you... doubted your own senses when the above - 3 up - alleged poster dropped in to hit and run, and you are now totally relieved that your sanity is still intact because said poster has been seen by others... you are absolutely a Caedesian.

Hey Keith, why don't ya stay a while.

I was typing in caedes.com for a year (I forgot) .. caedes.com is filled with messages similar to the one you get when you try and post to two forum threads within 20 seconds

I was happy there .. it's the most *geri has talked to me in years .. it took me a while to notice I was all alone

That "talk" when you thought it was Geri.. was either the voices in your head or an echo from the ghosts of years past..

321) If you're in the middle of the tracks trying to get a good shot and you don't know a train is coming, you know you're a Caedesian.

I'm counting Cindy's post as #321, little non number cruncher that I am....soooooo .....

....If You.... count posts like an obsessive compulsive bean counter even if you AREN'T one.....

....and announce your findings loud and proud to the audience at hand .....

......then you're obviously a CAedesian with too much time on their hands !!


And this must be Post 322 !!!



~~~and the crowd cheers wildly, plagues are displayed in Lauren's honor & a bridge is dedicated in her name~~~


~~~all of which she accepts with her customary modesty & grace~~

(#322 and 5/16) If you drop in out of the Blue after a year of silence and screw up the number count ON YOUR OWN THREAD and get the shebannies worked into a lather about it, then you most assuredly are a caedesian...

Okay, I admit I edited my post, kinda sorta, because I hit the wrong key and half my post got posted early, kind of like a win, place or show deal that didn't quite show.... or place.

Not to mention 'win'...

*No late night ice cream sundaes for you Duckie !!!

~~Packs up his toys and goes to look for someone who still likes Ice Cream on TPBM~~

323.) If you would rather see Lauren's name on a caedesian plaque rather than any 'plagues displayed in her honor' then you are definitely a health-conscious caedesian who can spell and would be part of 'the crowd that cheers wildly'.

(323 and 9/16) Can I get back to you on that Pat ?

lol...sure thing.

*facepalm*

and to think I was just getting ready to wear a face mask in case of a Swine Flu epidemic in the offtopics... or perhaps the even more dreaded Dwindles... don't get me started on the Dwindles...

Speaking of swine flu....*stage-mom-whisper* you-know-who is up there, pass it on but be quiet.**

(*oink*)

Hey, some of my best friends are... swines...

Do they drink wine ?

Yes that swine will drink wine.. thats how after a few he can fly

Hmm, swine that drink wine,
& that's how they fly,
must be cherry and fine,

(*facepalm*)

Oh as if..... it was going good & you know it.

where are we? I'm lost... and it's kind of dark and echoey in here...

If you can take a whimsical thread, about nothing special, and turn it into yet another, wholly different discussion, about nothing in particular..and take it to "infinity..and beyond"..you are most definitely a Caedesian.

(with a probable case of ADHD :p)

*bans self for not giving a hoot about the number of this post*

there! the thread's all mine now

TPBM is somewhat more focused than TPAT

:o) have a nice jay

Who's Jay ?

I have a wicked case of PTSD with a side order of FM and CFS, not to mention the BDD... does that count? If so, I'm irrevocably Caedesian. It's, like, taken over my life...

whoever Jay is, he's banned.

If you bring this thread back to the top, you might be a Caedesian.

:oP

If you go visit an art museum and look for the "Permanent Galleries" you might be a Caedesian.

If you suffer from shades of Dimentia...You might be a Caedesian...MAYBE....

If you are so pleased by a notification that you keep it as long as you can without checking the box to make it go away, you might be a Caedesian...

Toot your own horn tootles hon ! And, we all do it. *hug*

Blushes, and hides behind a gargantuan pile of cookies...

328) .. If You .. trawled back through the last few posts to try ('try', being the operative word here) to determine the correct numbering for this post .. You Are Definitely a Caedesian ... named Les.


329) .. If You .. are presently trying to ascertain the owner of the lampshade you found residing on your head this morning .. You Are Most Definitely a Caedesian ... named Les.

I have a stuffed Garfield with his own lampshade, so it's probably not his.

330) If you decorate the Christmas tree and wonder if you could make desktop wallpaper out of it, you might be a Caedesian.

Guilty as charged!

331) If you're still looking through pictures from 3 Christmases ago, wondering if any of them are good enough to post, you're probably a Caedesian.

Anytime you see a spider, and let it be...no matter how frightened of it you are...

333) If you keep waking up your monitor to see what picture is on it now, you might be a Caedesian.

334) .. If You .. find yourself smiling at familiar names that show up on this thread, as well as, those 'up in lights' (users online) .. You Might Be a Caedesian .


335) .. If You .. are presently trying to reconstruct/repair 'bridges' on the site here .. You Are Most Definitely a Caedesian ... named Les.

336. If you immediately thought of this, You Are a Caedesian ... and probably named Hannah Joy.

Lol.

... ...

Heyyyy! No self-serving posts!

'Tis against the rules, doncha know..

337) If you find yourself eating breakfast on the computer desk instead of the dining table, you are probably a Caedesian.

338) Or, if not breakfast, as least your morning mug of tea or coffee.

I don't have time to make coffee, I have to check for subscriptions first!

339) If you almost always have a new picture on your desktop, you're probably a Caedesian. :-)

If you name your first child "Post" and your second child "Repost", you might be a Caedesian.

If you call your father "Edit" and mother "Unedit", you might be a Caedesian.

If you claim "Southern Caedesian" as your religous preference on the census, then you are a caedesian, Hallelujah!!!

If you keep cursing under your breath that there's no "undo" function in real life after you make a mistake, then you might be a Caedesian.

Oh that has happened to me. After too many hours in photoshop, you actually start to think you CAN press the undo button in real life. Seriously. That's when you know it really is time for a break...

When you use the search function to find your eye-glasses or car keys, you might be a Caedesian.

If you let the bread burn while you're roaming the off-topic forum...

If your homepage is "caedes.net" on every browser that is on every computer you own, then you are are a Caedesian.

If you have three usernames for the same site, you're not just a sneak and an outlaw ( go you badass,go :p) but you may very well be a Caedesian.

348) .. If You .. you spent time counting posts since the last tally published in this thread .. You Are Most Definitely a Caedesian ... named Les.

If you have ever saw a really good looking person of the opposite sex (or same sex if that is your thing) taking pictures and you find yourself ogling their camera, then you are Caedesian.

'Ohhh, my.. just look at THOSE curves ... perfect thumb grip there!'

:oP


350) .. If You .. are reading this .. I Hope You Are a Caedesian ... named Keith.

:o)

351) If you worry and think about this site despite a prolonged absence, you might be a Caedesian. :-)

352) .. If You .. remember what these are .. You Might Be a Caedesian.


;o)

(353)If you keep coming back and seeing your old Caedes family on here... you might be Caedesian... lol

354) If you remember what this gallery is for you might be an old-timer Caedesian ...

Ahhh... brings back memories. ;)

@ Akeraios.. thanks for the reminder. ;o)

(355) If you spend a few years being overwhelmed... and still come back... you might be a caedesian

(356) If you see a commenter on another site using an avatar of a really familiar weird baby and your first thought is that you've found Keith... you might be a caedesian

(357) If you say you don't care but this site still has a strange pull... probably you're a Caedesian. We'll keep your secret, though.

(358) If you have unexpectedly become hooked on cryptic clues, it's possible you're a Caedesian.

359) .. If You .. have ever debated whether or not *caedes is, in fact, a real person and not some advanced A.I. chatbot .. You Might Be a Caedesian.

360) If you come and go, come and go.......you might be a Caedesian 😉