Just put down new lawn in my backyard today... had to handwater the lawn I put in the front yesterday, but it has been overcast all day with showers promised. We have had no rain since I had the new guttering put in and the water tank installed three weeks ago, even though it threatened and rain was forecast... have been waiting to see if they are all going to work correctly, and to try out the pump on the tank, but nothing... thought for sure it was going to rain today, in fact rushed home to try and get the lawn laid out in time... waited a few hours... then finally decided it wasn't going to happen and put the sprinklers on. You can guess what happened about five minutes later (now I have turned the sprinkler off, so it will probably stop).

Anyway, long story short: You know it always rains after you wash the car... the price always drops the day after you make that big purchase etc. So what is your story that begins with "It NEVER fails!!!..."