alright.. i'm making scripts to turn into comics...here is a sample...rate it from 1-10 ten being the funniest.

~eric is falling still in bottomless pit~
Eric: *singing* I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts deedly dee....
Micheal Jackson: *pops out of nowhere listening to club music* Gonna get your booty. OW!
Eric: No you're not...i'm over 15!
MJ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo....*disinegrates*
Eric: Oopsie Daisy!
~star wars music plays~
Darth Vader: Eric...I am your cousin twice removed!
Eric: I thought it was father?
Darth Vader: NOT THIS TIME ITS NOT!!!!
Eric: NOOOOO- wait a minute...i don't care..
Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOoooooo......*disinegrates*
Eric: meh, he deserved it...i could use pepsi though...
~pepsi appears~
Eric: Eureka! *opens it up but all of it flies upwards and he doesn't get a drink* T_T why bother?