As we plunge head long into the festive season, I thought it might be interesting to make predictions on events that could potentially occur before this time next year - so keep them as unlikely as possible whilst still maintaining the faintest whiff of credibility…..
#1. It will be announced that eating foods with bio cultures in them is, infact, terribly bad for you and will lead to long term medical problems.
#2. Michael Moore will suffer a sudden and fatal unexpected stroke/heart attack/accident before he can get his follow up to Fahrenheit 9/11 released.
#3. Scary Movie 7 will set the record for the shortest ever movie release on record weighing in at less than the length of it’s teaser trailer.
#4. Ford will go bankrupt and be bought out by a Tiger economy country.
#5. The hole in the ozone layer will be both the smallest it’s ever been and the biggest all in the same year - oh no wait - we did that already this year.
#6. KFC will make good on their promise to start producing genuinely healthy food .
#7. The Queen will use one of her few remaining powers to dissolve the British Government for not serving the publics interests.
#8. The truth will out that Princess Diana’s death wasn’t really an accident.
#9. Britney Spears will launch her own line of chav friendly budget Airstream trailers.
#10. The penny will drop that YouTube is just a pile of old cobblers and Google will find themselves billions out of pocket.
#1. It will be announced that eating foods with bio cultures in them is, infact, terribly bad for you and will lead to long term medical problems.
#2. Michael Moore will suffer a sudden and fatal unexpected stroke/heart attack/accident before he can get his follow up to Fahrenheit 9/11 released.
#3. Scary Movie 7 will set the record for the shortest ever movie release on record weighing in at less than the length of it’s teaser trailer.
#4. Ford will go bankrupt and be bought out by a Tiger economy country.
#5. The hole in the ozone layer will be both the smallest it’s ever been and the biggest all in the same year - oh no wait - we did that already this year.
#6. KFC will make good on their promise to start producing genuinely healthy food .
#7. The Queen will use one of her few remaining powers to dissolve the British Government for not serving the publics interests.
#8. The truth will out that Princess Diana’s death wasn’t really an accident.
#9. Britney Spears will launch her own line of chav friendly budget Airstream trailers.
#10. The penny will drop that YouTube is just a pile of old cobblers and Google will find themselves billions out of pocket.