Just put the phrases together that pertain to you .... Have fun ! ;o)

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Pick the month you were born ...

January -- I kicked
February -- I loved
March -- I smoked
April -- I dry humped
May -- I choked on
June -- I murdered
July -- I did the Macarena with
August -- I had lunch with
September -- I danced with
October -- I sang to
November -- I yelled at
December -- I ran over

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Pick the day (number) you were born on ....
1 ------- a birdbath
2 ------- a monster
3 ------- a phone
4 ------- a fork
5 ------- the President
6 ------- a gangster
7 ------- my cell phone
8 ------- my dog
9 ------- my best friends boyfriend
10 ------- my neighbor
11 ------- my science teacher
12 ------- a banana
13 ------- a fireman
14 ------- a stuffed animal
15 ------- a goat
16 ------- a pickle
17 ------- your mom
18 ------- a spoon
19 ------- myself
20 ------- a baseball bat
21 ------- a ninja
22 ------- Chuck Norris
23 ------- a noodle
24 ------- a squirrel
25 ------- a football player
26 ------- my sister
27 ------- my brother
28 -------an ipod
29 ------- a permanent marker
30 ------- a llama
31 ------- A homeless guy

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Pick the color of shirt you are wearing ...

White ------ Because I'm cool like that
Black ------- Because thats how I roll.
Pink -------- Because I'm not a cowboy
Red --------- Because the voices told me to.
Blue -------- Because I'm sexy andI do what I want
Green ------ Because I hate myself.
Purple ------ Because I'm cool.
Gray ------- -Because I was drunk
Yellow ------ Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange ---- Because I hate my family.
Brown ----- Because I was high.
Other ------- Because I'm a ninja.
None ------ Because I cant control myself

Apparently, I ran over a pickle because I was drunk ! LOL