Don’t ask me why I’m posting this but I thought it was cute. It was told to me by a salesman.
A Catholic Priest, A precipitation minister, and a Rabbi meet every Thursday for breakfast.
They would talk about there flock all the time.
Well one day the precipitation minister place a bet that he could go out into the wilderness and convert a Bear.
They all looked at each other and agreed that they will all three go out and try to convert a bear to religion. They decided that the one’s that lost will give a donation to the others religion.
Well the Precipitation went out first and found a bear and tried to convert him. He went up to the bear and started preaching fire and brimstone. The bear became fed up with his ranting and attracted him,
The priest out of desperation ran into a river, hit the bear with his bible and said dear Lord save me and covert this dammed beast, the bear calmed down and knelt
and prayed.
He then returned to the Thursday breakfast a little beaten up and bruised and recounted his story.
The Rabbi and the Catholic Priest looked at each other out of disbelief. The Catholic Priest decided if he can do I can also.
The Priest went out on that Saturday to find a bear after awhile he came across a feeding bear. He walked up to the bear thinking this was going to be easy, after all if a Precipitation could save a bear surly a Catholic can.
Well needles to say the bear was a little upset to be disturbed while he was eating, and chased the Priest striking him from behind. Luckily the priest could pulled out his bottle of holy water and baptize the bear just before he delivered a deadly blow. The bear then calmed down and went to sleep.
That Thursday at breakfast they met and saw that the Catholic Priest was rather beaten up. He told him his story and about how his near death with the bear until he pulled out his bottle of holly water and baptized the bear.
The other two gasped in disbelief.
Well a few weeks went by and the Catholic Priest and the Precipitation Minister had not seen the Rabbi for breakfast and began to worry. So they went to the synagogue and asked about the Rabbi.
They where told he was in the hospital.
They went to the hospital to see him and they saw that he was in terrible condition.
They asked what happened.
He looked up in pain with a look of absolute fear and said I guess I should have not started with a circumcision.
I know but I thought it was cute and that all could enjoy it.
A Catholic Priest, A precipitation minister, and a Rabbi meet every Thursday for breakfast.
They would talk about there flock all the time.
Well one day the precipitation minister place a bet that he could go out into the wilderness and convert a Bear.
They all looked at each other and agreed that they will all three go out and try to convert a bear to religion. They decided that the one’s that lost will give a donation to the others religion.
Well the Precipitation went out first and found a bear and tried to convert him. He went up to the bear and started preaching fire and brimstone. The bear became fed up with his ranting and attracted him,
The priest out of desperation ran into a river, hit the bear with his bible and said dear Lord save me and covert this dammed beast, the bear calmed down and knelt
and prayed.
He then returned to the Thursday breakfast a little beaten up and bruised and recounted his story.
The Rabbi and the Catholic Priest looked at each other out of disbelief. The Catholic Priest decided if he can do I can also.
The Priest went out on that Saturday to find a bear after awhile he came across a feeding bear. He walked up to the bear thinking this was going to be easy, after all if a Precipitation could save a bear surly a Catholic can.
Well needles to say the bear was a little upset to be disturbed while he was eating, and chased the Priest striking him from behind. Luckily the priest could pulled out his bottle of holy water and baptize the bear just before he delivered a deadly blow. The bear then calmed down and went to sleep.
That Thursday at breakfast they met and saw that the Catholic Priest was rather beaten up. He told him his story and about how his near death with the bear until he pulled out his bottle of holly water and baptized the bear.
The other two gasped in disbelief.
Well a few weeks went by and the Catholic Priest and the Precipitation Minister had not seen the Rabbi for breakfast and began to worry. So they went to the synagogue and asked about the Rabbi.
They where told he was in the hospital.
They went to the hospital to see him and they saw that he was in terrible condition.
They asked what happened.
He looked up in pain with a look of absolute fear and said I guess I should have not started with a circumcision.
I know but I thought it was cute and that all could enjoy it.