You ever have an itch to answer the phone with some kind of witty or sarcastic remarks? How about some obscure greeting left on your answering machine?

Well, here's your chance to be rude to people on the phone. The concept is simple, similar to the "Fortunately, Unfortunately" game, we are basically answering each others attempt to call one another...

As an example (and to kind of start us off) it goes something like:

Ring, Ring...

We're sorry, but due to a lack of interest, we are closed for the day.

Ring, Ring...

CurtieBear's morturary, You stab em we slab em...

Ring, Ring...

Got it? OK, so let em rip...

Ring, Ring...