Well, I know that would have got the attention of more than one of our Offtopic lurkers :p

COOKIE stands for 'Caedes Offtopic Over-all "Kraziness" In Everything'... and I feel it is necessary to have an awards ceremony for the crazy people that come here every so often and brighten up our lives with pure charm and... erm... kraziness.

First, to take the podium is somebody (or a few somebodies) willing to make a long winded speech about our good friend Les, aka 'purmusic', aka Lesinaldo, aka the person who so far has died twice.

No, Les, you cannot talk about yourself. Well, you can, but stay at your table and help yourself to the free booze there :p