SO, this thread is basically the attempt to make a long, dragged on thread like "Banned!" or "VM" ... so what you do, is tell a fake story that could actually happen to someone but would totally suck.
ie. A seagull chased me until I stopped, then it pooped in my eye and television reporter caught it all on live tv.

Could be fun. Let's see what people come up with.

Note: Going off topic is totally allowed. After the first 10 comments