I would like to know what Americans and non-Americans think of this by George Karlin
Yes, Im a Bad American
I am your worst nightmare. I am a bad American. I am believe the money that I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid levelgovernmentalfunctionary either Republican or Democratic. Im in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, *mn it. I think owning a gun doesnt make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think that being a minority doesnt make you noble or victimized because of color or race and doesnt make you entitled to more than the next guy. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try your best to speak enough English that I can understand you. I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July. I think being a student doesnt give you any more enlightenment than working at Blcokbuster if you dont apply yourself using your knowledge. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put you through 4 plus years of college, you havent even begun to be enlightened. I believe that everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where ever they want to. My heros are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, and whoever got rid of Jerry Springer. I dont hate the rich, I dont pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and dont waste time arguing the point. I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now when I am freezing my *ss off during these long winters and paying more and more? Ive never owned a slave nor have I been one. I didnt wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I havent burned witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have most of us. Sho shut the *ell up already. I want to know which church it is exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets all his money, and why he is always a part of the problem and not ever the solution? Can I get an AMEN on that brother? I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry *ss if you are running from them or threatening them. They are grossly underpaid and they put their lives on the line daily to protect us. I also think that they have the right to pull over your *ss if youre breaking the law, regardless of what color you are. And, no, I dont maind having my face on my drivers license to prove my identity. Im proud that God is written on my money. I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works I dont want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next 4 years. I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making " donations" to the cause. When I see them at a 7-11 minutes later buying beer inside and God knows what else outside the store. I beleive that it doesnt take a village to raise a child. It takes two parents together or not to beleive in whats best for the child. And what the *ell is going on with the gas prices....again???How many more times...get the gas elsewhere....If this makes me a Bad American, then yes I am one.
Yes, Im a Bad American
I am your worst nightmare. I am a bad American. I am believe the money that I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid levelgovernmentalfunctionary either Republican or Democratic. Im in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, *mn it. I think owning a gun doesnt make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think that being a minority doesnt make you noble or victimized because of color or race and doesnt make you entitled to more than the next guy. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try your best to speak enough English that I can understand you. I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July. I think being a student doesnt give you any more enlightenment than working at Blcokbuster if you dont apply yourself using your knowledge. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put you through 4 plus years of college, you havent even begun to be enlightened. I believe that everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where ever they want to. My heros are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, and whoever got rid of Jerry Springer. I dont hate the rich, I dont pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and dont waste time arguing the point. I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now when I am freezing my *ss off during these long winters and paying more and more? Ive never owned a slave nor have I been one. I didnt wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I havent burned witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have most of us. Sho shut the *ell up already. I want to know which church it is exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets all his money, and why he is always a part of the problem and not ever the solution? Can I get an AMEN on that brother? I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry *ss if you are running from them or threatening them. They are grossly underpaid and they put their lives on the line daily to protect us. I also think that they have the right to pull over your *ss if youre breaking the law, regardless of what color you are. And, no, I dont maind having my face on my drivers license to prove my identity. Im proud that God is written on my money. I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works I dont want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next 4 years. I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making " donations" to the cause. When I see them at a 7-11 minutes later buying beer inside and God knows what else outside the store. I beleive that it doesnt take a village to raise a child. It takes two parents together or not to beleive in whats best for the child. And what the *ell is going on with the gas prices....again???How many more times...get the gas elsewhere....If this makes me a Bad American, then yes I am one.