In this life, I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but
sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children, ( who are the size of walnuts ) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute,
cuddly cubs. I could definitley deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat
anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear !