Ok, so today my mom and I were at Costco getting stuff for my kids B-day party on saturday...anyway we noticed that Costco now sells caskets. Anyway being in a weird mood, I said to my mom that with me going thru all this cancer treatment, that if something goes wrong, and I depart this world before her, I want the lavender casket with a giant Rolling Stones insignia and flames on it...then I noticed a silver casket, so I said to add shark fins to the sides and top, toss in some old license plates, bend my foot up over my head, and toss in a stuffed animal of a seal, serve umbrella drinks and play the Jaws theme...we had a good laugh in describing our casket designs and funerial party (everyone MUST get sh*tfaced)...

So play along...do you want a traditional casket and funeral, or do you want some custom-made one and a party...yes this is a bit odd, but if you let your imagination go, you may find it pretty interesting and fun.

And can you believe it??? Costco selling caskets??? I mean do you pre-order, or do they just yank one off the shelf??? Can you take it for a test drive first, then return it if you don't like the comfort level??? After all, as long as you have your receipt, Costco will return just about anything!