Come on, you all have read, said, or heard somebody say something bizarre simply because of the exceptionally kooky word choice. Feel free to situate your most cherished verbalisms here, giving credit to the author (especially if it is you). However, Bushisms and the like are not to be transcribed on this thread. Also, pasting from other websites is bad form.

"Speak to me of the crabcakes." - Jonathan Kellerman

"I plan to scale the chifforobe." - Littl' 'Ol Me (It was in context, but you don't want to know.)