Arn't these questions really somthing stupid. i know their for the protection of the people flying on the plane, but come on. this is what i would say if they asked me.
1.Q. Did you pack your bags your self.
A. No, Carrot top packed my bags. He and martha stewart and flourence henderson came over to my house. Fixed me a lovel lobster dinner, gave me a full body message with sacred oils from india, gave me 5 million dollars, then they packed my bags next question.
2. Q. Have your bags been in your possession the whole time?
A. No, on the night befor my flight, just as the moon is rising i set my bags out on the curb un attended for several hours. just for good luck
3. Q. Has any unknown person asked you to take anything on board?
A. hmmm, well what exactly is an unknown person, surly everyone is know to some one. just a few minuts ago hakeem and aleibaba seem to know each othor quite well, they were joking about which on of my bags were heavier