#1. The desire to participate in a reality show should preclude you from entry.

#2. Children between the ages of 10-18 shall be kept in chemically induced comas during school breaks.

#3. Food manufacturers would be required to develop flavour enhancers that are NOT based on lard or salt.

#4. Professional sportsmen would only be paid on a productivity bonus scheme.

#5. Corporate racketeering would be punishable by nationalisation.

#6. Anyone sporting a perm may not go outdoors during daylight hours.

#7. High speed data communication should be completely free and transparent for all to use, regardless of where they are in the world.