You have to read these: http://www.begent.net/history.htm... I laughed so hard I gave myself a headache...

An extract:

"The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five -a, e, I, o and u."