I was just being friendly. Trying to imitate an Ontario accent, I said to the male Canadian goose (on the right) :

" Howdy! Watcha doin'?

" "Aah, takin' my gal out for a stroll" he replied.

Then I saw his eyes - that crazy look - Hastily I stepped aside - just in time - because he dashed off past me to bite a tree

If you want to see how crazy a Canadian goose can be, take a look at this video

Who is crazier?