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Now i don't like Horses but the feeling mutual they don't like me..The only thing they do like about me is the taste.That's why they always bite me,After trampling on me to tenderise first.It's for this reason before crossing a meadow i stood on top of the stile and surveyed the terrain..No horses to be seen anywhere..Off the stile and a brisk walk took me to the middle of the field..When there was this whooshing sound .nothing like anything I'd heard before..When i turned i saw this coming at me at about 60 knots...Hi it said the horses sent me ..Aggghhh