The Deadly Mantis

Yes. It's an old movie. So, what would be better than some old jokes to go with it?

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If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.

If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.

I'm jealous of people that don't know you!

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.

You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

The Deadly Mantis 1957

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