I remain just one thing, and one thing only ‐ and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.
Charlie Chaplin

Writers are a little below clowns and a little above trained seals.
John Steinbeck

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Steven Wright

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.
Jimmy Fallon

If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.
Red Skelton

Send in the Clowns, piano solo arr. by Hetty Sponselee for Pianotunes