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Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone. I missed the big Holyoke and Boston Parades. Everyone there is at least half Irish I think.
Don't ask me what Japanese flowers have to do with being Irish, but I have no shamrocks.
How about an Irish joke then?
Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend of his, pulled him over. "What's wrong, Seamus?" Paddy asked. "Well didn't ya know, Paddy, that your wife fell out of the car about five miles back?" said Seamus. "Ah, praise The Almighty!" Paddy replied with relief. "I thought I'd gone deaf!"