What would you do if you had all the time in the world to create/invent or do something??

I'd start off with watching all the star trek episodes...then go take some pics in random places...then become lvl 126 in rs...and umm, memorize everything on wikipedia...thats it.

I'd start by posting on every thread in the offtopics ... like my buddy speedy

I wanna be just like him

:D, me king now? Pwease?? *puts on a baby wanna vomit face*

hmph, seems no-one wants to do anything, lazy bums...

No, not really.

Noah summed up everything I wouldn't want to do ... sooo ... that leaves pretty much everything else. :oP

I'd buy out Microsoft and discontinue ALL of their products. ;øP

BUT, how would you get the money? :P

Cook... IE

By working for the unspecified amount of time...

I would write. Anything, anywhere, any time. I just wrote a poem.

I'd get creative.

I usually start writing up characters for stories, or write about how my day has been adn what i am thinking about right now.

Or draw, that usually expresses how im feeling and stops me from being bored.

I would invent a button that I can press to #1 make teenagers disappear... #2 make me disappear.. lol...

Make teenagers dissapear... Your in deep water now missy *shakes fist*

Also that means no future for the world!

LOL... believe me.. right now with all the trouble i'm having that button would be a godsend...

*Presses the 'get rid of Jac Le Ossie' button*

Once again, the futures of teenagers are safe ... but not for long ...

hahaha sorry to disappoint you sweety.. that button doesnt work on me.. moahahaha.. i'm unriddable.. =PP

*Pokes Jac with broom*

Shoo!

I'm still here... told you im unriddable.. moahahahaha

hmm ...

I needs to re-think this getting rid of Le evil Jac ...

*ponders some more*

i ... i ... i'll think of something, just you watch! *shakes fist at the evil Jac*

LMAO.. no matter what you try it wont work...

Meanwhile, inside his rather empty head, his 2 voices argue about what to do while he goes to bed ...

Voice 1: We must get Jac to explode! (3 times :P)
Voice 2: No, she doesn't spontaneously combust like other people >:\
Voice 1: There MUST be a way!
Voice 2: But what to do
Matt Damon: Matt Damon!
Voice 1 & 2: O.O
DJ Elph (no i didn't make him up): Let's get this party started!
*Music starts playing, 100's of other people pop up outta no-where*

Meanwhile, outside of his belated mind, Dave is very troubled while dreaming

Watch out, Russel Crowe has a phone!

*wakes up sweating*

O ... M ... G!!!

(>^..^)>

*pants heavily*
I think i'm turning into a dog ... this ... this just might work

*starts planning on how to overthrow the evil Jac le Ossie*
.......
<( O.o )>
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Matt Damon?? Russell Crowe??? ROFLMAO... boy Davo I would be very very worried if I was you...lol

Oh, oh ... Dave does not know who he is up against ... the Mother of the Zombie Roos !!!

Run Dave, run !!!

Actually, you weren't dreaming. And I'm sorry, but my friend corrected me. I am a frog, not a fish.

Matt Damon: MATT DAMON!!!

*does the Matt Damon puppet dance*

... yea, it's Team America, guys.

Vomit scene is... it's classic :)

*hears crowd groan at the mention of vomit*

What?? It's not like *barfs all over the floor*

It's... it's happening again >:P

I'd invent the virus that creates zombies so that I can spend my time having fun killing zombies (did I just say that out loud)...Wait, Jacq already had zombie roo troubles...dammit woman, you beat me to the punch!

Ok...ummm...I'd invent a way to take ALL the spoiled pampered Paris Hilton's of the world, make them lose all their money and toys and have to work at McD's and wear WalMart brand clothing...meanwhile, all of their things I took would actually (for once) go to good causes (buying a wear it once, 20k dress for a party with Puffy is NOT a good cause)...like feeding the hungry, or stopping domestic violence, or finding REAL cures for cancer and AIDS and all those crappy diseases

Yea, that makes sense. Oh god... I hate Paris Hilton... they should take her dog into care, give her to a loving home. That poor dog... I hate all these people who use animals as fashion. It just isn't fair!

I have a thing against Paris...one, because no one should be that pampered and spoiled while most of us work very hard to provide for our families...and two...I loathe stupidity, and DANG is that girl dumb!!!

I know! She can't sing all that well either. Hehe...

Ok, I just found out Richard's wildest fantasy. I think I'll go sit in the corner and be mentally scarred for life...

*rocks backwards and forwards*

Storytime!!!!

Ooh, can we read my fave book?

*holds up The Hungry Caterpillar*

Boo-yah

*sits down and looks up at Gemma like a 5 year old*

Me wants catapilla! Me wants catapilla!

Once, children, there was a very hungry caterpillar...

*reads the whole book*

... the end.

I can recite the alphabet!

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, enellmenellbee!

coo, yar, esty, yoo, veeeee, dlublebloo...

Oi, Yae, Lopl, Enmph and blorck, my 5 ... personalities ...

Mine are 1, 2, 3, 4 and not forgetting... Fluffy.

Just to ask... when you said story time... were you talking about the fantasy... because I just got the details... I don't particularly wanna repeat them.

Alas, i have to go ... but vengeance shall be mine when i next meet these forums >:D

Vengeance is indeed mine >:P

Indeed it is.

PIE TIME!!!

O.O

Is it just a slight coincidence that the person who owns that site is called Dave?

i dunno my friend just randomly said "put a link to fat-pie.com" ... so i did :)