Well I've wanted to put this up for a while, cause you know I haven't ever had my real age up put if I have it's been like '27462952984379849' which is just is no way real! Because I would have to be some kind of vampire cause I think they can live like forever, but I can assure that I'm not. Though I partly wish I was becuase they go really pretty (Twilight Fan Alert) but that's only based on like my favourite series twilight. Okay so I um don't know if I should put um any clues but go guess away.

For anyone who really does know me, you aren't aloud to guess because that wouldn't be any fun at all. So guess away!!

I'm thinking of some kind of clue,
Oh! My friend next to me *hint-hint* said that I use the word like alot. Ha! Try them cookies

ok... let me see... teenage?

I'm guessing 14 since you made a reference to being in year 8 in the not-too-distant past.

i was going to say 15..

Samatar,

When did I say??

Maybe this is correct, after all! *27462952984379849*?...A wise man once said age is timeless!!!!

I think you have to be a certain age to use Caedes-dot-net without parental supervision

gosh! I hope you make the cut .. would be a pity for you to arrive at the wrong age at the end of all this

;)

Hmmm ... I'm gonna guess ... 153391 ... days old.

:oD

is it important how old your are...but I think you are 49 years old...

/\ Can't count properly. /\

You'll have to excuse her ... Twinkel meant ... 2 years old.

>:oD

but then again it could be 24 years either...lol...

you said you were in year 8 in the about me thread... and well done on your inca project. being also in year 8 i say 13 or 14

You're 127 in dog years, right ?

Wait ... is there such a thing as metric years ?

ooOOooOOoo ... ooOOooOOoo ...

This ... this is great.

I am soooo looking forward to the "Twelve Avatar Changes By Lauren Before Christmas" ... it's kind of like a Yuletide tradition here on the site.

:oD

Lol!!! Okay I am under 50, gosh. I have no idea how old I am in dog years. I am wise!!! bow down

*takes a peek up*

Can we stop with the 'bowing down' stuff now?

Back is gettin' a wee stiff. :o|

*sniff* I have no idea what you're talking about Les & oh .... btw.... you never answered my question on metric years.

Aaaaannnnndddddd....

Just for you Les...

On the first day of Christmas Lauren gave to me ....

An avatar of a snow bunny....

take it away !

Lol.

... and, it begins folks ... day one of the Christmas Avatar changes for Lauren.

She's thinking about changing over to a metric calendar though ... that way she can sneak in another 5.575 changes.

*nods sideways*

/\ You ... try doing that. /\

*bends, gets down on knees ... starts searching for his head*

'It's gotta be around here somewheres ... *mistakenly picks up a head of cabbage ... tries it on for size ... likes it* '

gosh this is going no where

Lol ... well, ok then.

Obviously cal ... you need more exposure to the nonsense that transpires on the Offtopics ... so ... it's decided ... you can't go anywhere. You have to stay. >:oD

But, I am going to hazard a serious guess here ... and I am thinking that you are less than the age of a 'normal' eighth grader. (Think you are smarter than the average bear.)

And say ... 12?

*scratches head... I just want to know what exactly it is your wanting people to say.. some of have answered but you really didn't answer whether we were right or wrong..

anyway.. age is just a number, its the maturity that counts.. ask Les & Keith.. they are OLD but have a maturity of a 5 yr old.. moahahaha.. I'm kidding.. I luvs ya ;)

5? 5??

A 5 year old???

I take that as a sincere compliment in my case. :oP

hahaha, okay people have said already. I just wanted to see how long it would last. Its fun to see people guess my age. lol, sounds a little evil......~_~

Okay for the next person to guess correct, I shall reveal!! lol mwhaahaha

Annnnnd ... reveal your true name too.

>:oD

13, is my next guess.

Which I hope is correct, 'cause after that ... I am back into the 17,854 number kind of guesses based on some assumptions I have made about 'Jazz'.



Pssstt!!! C'mere ...

Well, not completely true ... I still am holding my ace guess '14', up my sleeve. >:oD

d(-_-)b ..♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫

I still say 14...

and I am just dyyyyyiiiing to know...

Okay da da da da da,

Don't believe Sam.... he sniffs his cat's breath.

da da....

LOL

Oh my gosh, do I really sound like I'm 14??

Cause for those who guessed 14,
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You are indeed correct.

LOL, i had to make it long

Now see if you can guess how old I am. :-P

Well I say your 30 or 31

Gee how did you figure that out?!?

its all a matter of how you type. What you say, those kind of things.

Or the fact that it's written in my profile maybe?

lol, is it? I didn't look...

hahahahaha yeah it is

oh for Les,

My real name is Jasmine (lol, thought Jazz gave it away)

DoH!

And here I thought "Jazz" might have been short form for something like ... Freddy. :o|

I ... stand ... corrected.

:oD

p.s. A beautiful name, from here on in ... no more calmagical ... it's either Jazz or Jasmine as you prefer. :o)

awww thanks!!! Mums always beena abit strict. X_x

Lemme guess Mum's name is ... wait, it'll come to me ...

*starts channeling his inner psychic*

Having a bit of trouble aligning the universe, one sec ...

*sounds of a hammer striking something are heard*

There ... that should do it.

Mum's name is ... Albert???

:o\

That doesn't seem right ... one sec ...

*more sounds of a hammer hammering are heard ...*

LOL, nah, can seem like trhat sometimes. class ending, byess!!

Well, logically, her mother's name must be "Mummine".

I'd have thought you could figure that out Les...

lol

hey

*looks around*

Yes?

Oh ... right ... hmmm, I am going to say ... thinking here ... ... ... 14?

So, whaddya win?

:oD

ummm, hugs!!!! and some cookies

!! YaY !!

Pay up. >:oD

*hugs*, a bowl of 40% choc chip cookies

Good good. Another thread neatly tied up.

!! ~ Happy Holidays ~ !! Jazz, to you and your family.

Be safe and well. :o)

Awww thanks Les!!!

I hope you have a good holiday as well!! Have a very happy new year as well and oh Christmas!! To your family as well ^_^

yea I guess this end of this thread.... well everyone found out the info, but I guess it was pretty obvious, lol.
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THE END!!!!!!!! LOL MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!