"Most artists go to new places you've never been to before and say, "If you stay in the exact position, look at this, and focus on this, this is what you'd see." That's fine, but I prefer artists that go to normal places you've probably been to and say "If you were to go in this exact position, look at this and focus on this, and then sniff thi and let the hallucinations come and go, this is what you'd see.""
Q: When walking down the street, you see an angry man with a knife. You ask him what's wrong. He says "nothing, but i wanna stab you."
Your reply is "mmkay, stab me."
Although that's a stupid reply, he goes to stab you. BUt stops.
What's the reason he wants to st a b you? x333
Q: How long would it take you to jump across the pacific ocean if each jump covered a distance of 73.18cm? Keeping in mind that a monkey is trying to devour you.
Hey there Mister Madman, wat'cha know that I don't know
Tell me some crazy stories, let me know who runs this show
Glassy-eyed and laughing, he turns and walks away
Tell me what made you that way
A: washing machine gnomes only abide by a simple principle of newtons 4th law. every sock eaten must have one sock left behind. this simple prinicple leads us to believe gnomes are wising up and eating both socks before cats devour jimmy's intestines.
Q: is 3 really a number or a figment of my imagination magnified into everyone elses mind
Please, even if you don't visit my gallery, check out my "Faves".I've left them intact since day "1", and would like it if every image there got the attention they deserved.
Q:just a hypothetical, what if one day a serial killer came into your house brandishing a knife and demanding a nice cup of tea. being the nice person you are you give this man the tea and wait on his response. his response isn't a happy one, and so lunges at you.
Q. Marilyn Manson comes to your house & wants to borrow your sexiest Prom dress but he looks terrible in coral so why is there a donkey in the church ?
Please, even if you don't visit my gallery, check out my "Faves".I've left them intact since day "1", and would like it if every image there got the attention they deserved.
Q: If I drive 10 miles south in a driving rain, then drive 700 miles in the Sahara Desert, how many eggs does a crocodile lay at six in the morning on July 15th?
A: Because Caramello koala told it to
Q: If i am scared when i eat an apple and there is a giant lemon inside when i am riding a dinasaur wearing a sombrero and only wearing a slinky. What fear is that?
A:They will never stop and they will continue to migrate until i eventually get tired of typing and basically just give up. The answer to your question is the answer to my question...
Q:When will the world just finally give up and turn around to see the other worlds and plow straight through them?
IE:
Q: How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of an aeroplane?
A: Over nine thousand >8UUU
and then the answerer replies with a stupid question. Gets a stupid answer. Answerer asks a stupid question.
It's a neverending line of stupidity.