I am not OLD, I am...

cultivated, dignified, cultured, fully developed, fit, full-blown, full-fledged, full-grown, fully grown, grown, grown-up, manly, matured, mellowed, perfected, prepared, ripened, seasoned, settled, sophisticated, arrived, youthfully challenged, attained maturity, become experienced, become wise, evolved, filled out, perfected, ripened, rounded, seasoned, settled down, in my prime!

What are you?

I am not a TIGHTWAD; I am...

abstinent, austere, canny, careful, conserving, discreet, economical, foresighted, frugal, meager, meticulous, penny-wise, preserving, provident, prudent, restrained, saving, scrimping, sober, sparing, Spartan, temperate, thrifty, unwasteful, and wary.

LOL - all the above and then some...

I do not EXAGGERATE, I...

Overstress; embellish; re-affirm; amplify; consolidate; re-interpret; classify; clarify; emphasize; afirm; examine the positive; examine the negative; augment; strengthen; elaborate; enhance; supplement; boost; advance; heighten; improve; develope.

I do not PROCRASTINATE, I...

prioritize; linger; tarry; defer; postpone the agony; prolong; mentally prepare; prime myself for stress motivation; concern myself with things more important than time constraint; realize my best work reveals itself under pressure;

I am not CRAZY, I am . . .

artistic, complex, creative, distinctive, self-diversifying, enigmatic, exceptional, extraordinary, incomparable, ingenious, inimitable, innovative, inscrutable, inventive, inspired, irreplaceable, matchless, multi-faceted, mysterious, new-millenium, novel, original, rare, self-affirming, special, unequaled, unexpected, unfathomable, unknowable, unparalleled, unique.

I am not JUST ANOTHER PRETTY FACE, I am...

Jacqueline Smith.

ha ha ha. very funny.

I am not an insane psychopath that meddles on the affairs of others, I am...

A truly concerned individual with a critical appraisal of what people to believe the truth, An intellectual that is usually misunderstood by even my closest friends, Not the same as my family some of which have criminal records, A person whom no one asks the truth of because they know ill give it.

That's good, Matthew. Important things to be.

I am not weird, I am...

wait... nevermind...

I am not a LIAR, I am...

A story-teller, a fabulist, economical with the truth, prone to exaggeration, a purveyor of fictions, not one to let the truth get in the way of a good story, a tabloid journalist, in politics.

I am not tired, I am

sleepy, weary, done in, yawning, thinking with my eyes closed, exhausted, out of it, flagged out, tuckered out, passed out, caedesed out...

well I'M tired.
good one, Tyler . . .

I'm trying to come up with another one . . .

I am not LAZY, I am...

efficient, country, slow-paced, easily satisfied, at my best after putting things off until the last minute, intelligent, a master in the art of minimal effort, going to do it tomorrow, getting to it, playing a video game, playing guitar, addicted to Caedes...

Hahaha--somehow that sounds just like me . . . 'cept I don't play guitar. (Wish I did.) I do play flute/piano, but got out of practice years ago . . . I keep meaning to pick it back up, but . . . well . . . just look at the stuff listed under lazy. That's me.

I am not a cab driver....

someone who drives everyone around...

and... I am not a automatic teller machine...

a place where you get money out of.. lol

You sound like my mother . . . she always says, don't sit in the backseat! I feel like a cab driver enough as it is!

lol... well i am a mother.. and im forever driving everyone around.. lol

I'm sorry you're a mother . . . I guess most mothers say they love it but I would hate and despise having children for so many reasons I could never list them all.

I am not OBSESSED, I am . . .

absorbed, allured, ardent, attracted, awestruck, beguiled, captivated, charmed, concentrated, concerned, deep, eager, engaged, engrossed, enthralled, enthusiastic, entreched, fascinated, fervent, fixated, gripped, held, immersed, interested, intrigued, involved, keen, mesmerised, passionate, possessed, preoccupied, rapt, riveted, spell-bound, transfixed, wrapped-up.

I am not CONFUSED, I am . . .

baffled, befuddled, bemused, bewildered, mystified, perplexed, puzzled, medicated.

I am not STUBBORN, I am . . .

adamant, constant, definite, determined, enduring, firm, immovable, inflexible, intractable, obdurate, persevering, persistent, purposeful, relentless, resilient, resolute, resolved, stanch, steadfast, tenacious, unshakable, unwavering, unyielding, willful.

i swear i was JUST about to do that one :s (stubborn). Add "focused" to your list :p

I am NOT Bored, I am...

Focused on other thoughts, jaded, uninterested, unconcerned, remote, casual, pre-occupied,
relaxed, laid-back, asleep, in a coma, daydreaming, nonchalant, blase, carefree.

I am not SKINNY, I am...

Thin, slender, light, lean, lanky, dainty, slim, slight, little...


(You would not believe how much I get teased about being skinny... It is only because I dance so much and people tease me about being thin more than they tease others about being big! grrr its not like its a crime to be slender...)