I think it is no distance. Once it is "into the woods" it can't run any further "into the woods" because it is already there... or something like that.
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Bertrand Russell
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."
The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.
In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
OK, got to see if I can remember this one, because I read it a while ago:
An explorer is captured by some natives. The natives, enraged by his trespassing on their ceremonial burial ground, decide to kill him. The holy man speaks to the explorer and says "Your fate will be determined by your last statement: if you say something that is true, you will be boiled alive. If you say something that is false, you will be roasted in hot oil."
What is the one thing the explorer can say in order to avoid death?
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Bertrand Russell
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Bertrand Russell
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Bertrand Russell
He says: "I will be roasted in hot oil." This statement cannot be true, because if it were true he would have to be boiled alive. Therefore it is false. But if the natives roast him that makes it true. So since they can't do either, they just threw him into a volcanoe instead.
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Bertrand Russell
a man who lives on the 20th floor of a building goes to work and takes the elevator to the floor level every day, and leave the building for work. However when he returns from work, he uses the elevator to reach the 8th floor and then he uses the stairs to return to the 20th floor. Why does he not take the elevator to the 20th floor????
enjoy...this one kinda puzzled me for a moment.... ill post tomorrow....
Hmmm...this has the makings of one of those lateral thinking puzzles. After going through a number of unlikely scenario's ('the man is an idiot','the man is a masochist', etc) my guess is that the man is very short or in a wheelchair or something and he can hit the ground floor button ok, but can only reach to the 8th floor button on the way back.
Phew, that was a long sentence. Do I get a cigar, or am I a mile out?
Incidentally, this one reminds me of those weird 'riddles' that were all the rage at one time where you had to ask yes/no questions and the answer was always something odd. Anyway, don't mind me - just rambling away here.
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Bertrand Russell
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Bertrand Russell
Obviously this test must be some sort of genius-selecting experiment, as we both counted three. Clearly anyone who counts more is some sort of freak....
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Bertrand Russell
During a blizzard a man stumbles into a cabin. It's very dark inside and he can barely see what he's doing. He finds a candle and a piece of paper in a cupboard, and he finds wood in a fireplace. The candle is in a holder that cannot be moved. The piece of paper won't burn long enough to light both the candle and wood, and he has only one match, with a broken end [the wooden end]. What does he light first?
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Bertrand Russell
Four jolly men sat down to play,
And played all night till break of day.
They played for cash and not for fun,
With a separate score for every one.
When it came time to square accounts,
they all had made quite fair amounts.
Now, not one has lost and all have gained -
Tell me now, this can you explain?
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Bertrand Russell
camerahound, I must be a genius, for I count 6 Fs :), of course there is logic behind this.... The human mind reads phonetically, so it reads "of"s as "uv"s, therefore, when looking for "F"s, your mind passes the word "of" by....
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Bertrand Russell
I think u guyz already kno the one but i'll tell it anywayz
(1)Three woman were changed into flowers which grew in the field, but one of them was allowed to be in her own home at nite. Thn, once when day was drawing near, and she was forced to go back to her compainions in the field and become a flower again, she said to her husband, "If you will come this afternoon and gather me, I shall be set free and henceforth stay witchu." And he did so. The question is, how did her husband kno her, for the flowers were exactly alike, and w/o any difference?
The answer is too easy... not for me though. ^^*
2)I am greater than God
I am more evil than the devil
The rich need me
The poor have it
If you eat it you'll die...
#2 is my favortie one^^^^^^^^^ ^^ this one's pretty easy also.
1) The husband goes out at night to the field, sees where the two existing flowers grows. During the day, his wife will also be there, but will be in a different position than the other two, thus he knows which flower to pick.
1: He couldn't tell the difference, so he just picked all of them.
2: Agree with nothing (makes more sense if you subsitute it into the riddle: 'nothing is greater than God, etc.)
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Bertrand Russell
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Bertrand Russell
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Bertrand Russell
No, they weren't making counterfeit cash and they were not at a casino (or, at least, they could have been at a casino for all I know, but it is not relevant to the answer).
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Bertrand Russell
Hmmmm....well if you don't add an f to refrigerator, I guess that means you don't remove an f from giraffe, either. Sigh. Back to the drawing board. =)
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Bertrand Russell
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Bertrand Russell
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Bertrand Russell
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Bertrand Russell
A man is driving his car through the centre of town. The streetlights ar not on. There are no lights on in any nearby buildings. The man does not have his headlights on either. The road he is driving on is black asphalt. As the man accelerates, a black cat steps onto the road in front of him. Fortunately, he is able to stop before he runs it over. How did he know that the cat was there?
You guys still haven't solved mine...there's no bridges...the giraffe's fine, the elephant is still in the fridge...how do you get across the river inhabited by crocodiles...?
Thank you utfan! I was beginning to think you guys weren't going to get it...
according to my high school math teacher, you will never reach the wall because it is a limit (such as a speed limit=you cannot go 55 in a 55mph zone (you would be speeding) you can go all the way up to 54.9999999999999999999999999999999999999, but as soon as you hit 55 you have broken the limit.
you can be pushed up all the way against the wall, but will still not have reached it because the wall is standing there and you can't go through it...if you can I am very scared. :)
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Bertrand Russell
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Bertrand Russell