OK...I'll bet this one's not been tried yet...How about a "funny Latin biologocal name"?..You know those Latin names/terminologies that biologists assign to creatures when even THEY don't know what to call them? Examples:

Hattrackius Tremendicus - Canadian Bull Moose...
Masticatus Gummus - Used Bubble Yum wad stuck under desk...
Pinchus Thermadorus Buttersaucius - Maine lobster...

he comes on the threads and he goes madness!
idk any so i can't play :)

Scoufflawus Arrestii - Street beat cop...
Steppius Embarrasii - Dog spoor...

Shearii Clippius Sevencentsoffus - Avid coupon shopper...
Blondus Visuii Barbiedollius - Trophy wife...
Redundicus Madonnawannabeii - Sleazy pop diva with little/no talent...

Eekus Geekus Surprisius Arghii - Nerdy blind date revealed...
Hoardus Monetarius Personalpiggybankus - Corrupt stocktrader...
Electroluxxii Avonius Tupperwaricus - Unwanted door-to-door salesperson..

Voluminus Mongerus Moronicus - Loud hate spewing jerk

Slobberus Maxis - Bloodhound
Gobblae Thankgivingus Cranberrysaucius - Domesticated Turkey
Eatus Anythingus - Someone who always puts off going on a diet...

Nonrythmatic Bipedalus Leftus - someone who has two left feet, and can't dance

My boss once told me (for those who don't know, i work at a nature center) an easy way to tell the name of a plant...
If you're asked the name of a plant you don't actually know the name of... take a closer look at the plant, then ask where it was found growing... then the name is simple!!

If it was near a river... which side? East? West? Or was it to the north or south? If it was to the east...Eestoriveria
to the west... Westodariveria...
If it was in the ditch... sydadarodea...
near or far from a house or a specific place... neerhouzia or farhouzia

i hope this helps you with any plant identification....

uh, how would you use latin to identify...a joke? :P because thats what this whole thread is..

Farteus Maximus....take a guess.

Well...it looks like a show stopper....what do I win?

ok...I'll see your Farteus Maximus, and raise you a::
Farteus Maximus Silentus Morbidicus...

Putridus Embarasii Idioticus - One whom picks his/her nose and/or removes his/her false teeth at the supper table...
Montellius Springae Maurypovitchus - One whom watches far too many "real life" raunch/scandal programs...

I entirely agree.

I thought these were amusing real latin names for animals..

Strigiphilus garylarsoni - A louse found on owls. Named after the cartoonist Gary Larson

Aegrotocatellus jaggeri - Triobite species named after Mick Jagger

Agra schwarzeneggeri - a species of carabid beetle named after Arnold Schwarzenegger

Albunea groeningi - a species of sand crab named after Matt Groening, creator of "The Simpsons"

Amaurotoma zappa - an extinct shellfish named after Frank Zappa... also Phialella zappai - a jellyfish was named after him

Aptostichus stephencolberti - a species of trapdoor spider named after Stephen Colbert

Arcticalymene viciousi, A. rotteni, A. jonesi, A. cooki, and A. matlocki - all species of trilobites named after British musicians The Sex Pistols

Arthurdactylus conandoylei - a pterodactyl named after Arthur Conan Doyle. Found in jungle similar to where "The Lost World" was set.

Sylvilagus palustris hefneri- a rabbit species very fittingly named after Hugh Hefner