I like this, at first I didn't get what you were saying but the slight distortion does make this seem as if you are drunk (not saying that I've ever been drunk :) ) nice work!
Easy there. I didn't upload this to promote intoxication. :-)
When I was leaving Ritz last night, my manager was saying "Get out of here! You have two hours until curfew (meaning midnight), so go have some fun." I responded, "I was actually going to go home. What kind of things do you think I should do?", to which he replied, "Well, you are under-age, so drinking is always fun." :-D