“It is always good policy to tell the truth unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar.”
Jerome K. Jerome.
The truth is, you really should see My Gallery.
None of the ideas expressed above are actually mine. They are told to me by Luthor and Ferdinand, the five inch tall space aliens who live under my desk. In return for these ideas, I have given them permission to eat any dust bunnies they may find under there.