#1. In the same week that the UK Government announced that (due to the fact they had plundered the state pension fund to finance their Arabian adventures with no intention of ever paying it back) everyone* was going to have to work longer and harder to make up the ‘apparent’ shortfall in the state pension fund – Tony Bliar has announced he is going to commission a Prime Ministerial air fleet so he can have his very own air force one. Just like his best mate. So now they will both have the same goofy hands back Neanderthal walking style, both have the same dazed and confused look whilst stood behind there little lecterns, both have their copies of ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right’ guide books and now, both have their own little jets to go and see each other. Say hello to the Teflon Dons, leaders of the (not so) free world.

*everyone as a definition excludes any government civil service employee – obviously - who still get to retire up to ten years earlier than any other regular mortal on a full pension.