My mom has a number of rules for getting yourself through life in one piece. We've added a few along the way, I thought you guys would enjoy them and I'm waiting to see the ones you come up with.
Mom's rule #47 - Take your seatbelt off BEFORE you attempt to get out of the car
My rule #134 - It's easier to get into your parent's house if you use the key for their door instead of the one for yours.
Sister's rule #89 - It's easier to boil water if you turn the burner on.
Mom's new rule #124 - It's not possible for her to use her cell phone to make a call if I'm still holding it.
Mom's rule #47 - Take your seatbelt off BEFORE you attempt to get out of the car
My rule #134 - It's easier to get into your parent's house if you use the key for their door instead of the one for yours.
Sister's rule #89 - It's easier to boil water if you turn the burner on.
Mom's new rule #124 - It's not possible for her to use her cell phone to make a call if I'm still holding it.
Alright… your turn!
(P.S. - rule numbers are completely arbitrary…)