Poor Les seems to be inundated at work and can't seem to find the time to yak or yuk it up .. to blah-blah or bling-bling with the rest of us ... so .. in 50,000 words or less take this opportunity to send a heartfelt pat-on-the-back or shrewdly veiled poke-in-the-ribs (as we all know, he'll appreciate)
I'll start ..
01) .. Les .. we don't care that you can't fractal to save your soul .. or that you don't possess the strength to depress the shutter button on a disposable camera .. we will all donate art to your gallery .. just tell us the ones you'd like
02) .. Les .. nobody Freudian slips like you do .. even when stepping on a Freudian banana peel in a Freudvillian stageplay ..
03) .. Les .. if the snack bar has told you that they don't have enough popcorn for a MEGA-LARGE, and that you'll have to wait ... settle for a small, and come back to the movie .. the cartoons are almost over
04) .. Les ... I realize the sign on the door says Open 8am to 5pm .. but it's an old sign .. we've been open as late as 2am when the cops showed up and made us leave
05) .. Les .. I've searched the rosters of all the Canadian Prisons I can think of and your name is not on any of the lists .. though I do, now, have a longer pen-pal list than I used to .. but, should you run afoul of the law, I've asked that a computer with internet access be placed in your cell .. it's just that you'll have a few cellmates, as well
06) .. Les .. an East-West route has been charted across the frozen north .. your buddies were just joking when they said it has yet to be done ... and the wheel has been designed as well .. so keep an ear tuned for THAT lie .. and know who your real friends are ..
I'll start ..
01) .. Les .. we don't care that you can't fractal to save your soul .. or that you don't possess the strength to depress the shutter button on a disposable camera .. we will all donate art to your gallery .. just tell us the ones you'd like
02) .. Les .. nobody Freudian slips like you do .. even when stepping on a Freudian banana peel in a Freudvillian stageplay ..
03) .. Les .. if the snack bar has told you that they don't have enough popcorn for a MEGA-LARGE, and that you'll have to wait ... settle for a small, and come back to the movie .. the cartoons are almost over
04) .. Les ... I realize the sign on the door says Open 8am to 5pm .. but it's an old sign .. we've been open as late as 2am when the cops showed up and made us leave
05) .. Les .. I've searched the rosters of all the Canadian Prisons I can think of and your name is not on any of the lists .. though I do, now, have a longer pen-pal list than I used to .. but, should you run afoul of the law, I've asked that a computer with internet access be placed in your cell .. it's just that you'll have a few cellmates, as well
06) .. Les .. an East-West route has been charted across the frozen north .. your buddies were just joking when they said it has yet to be done ... and the wheel has been designed as well .. so keep an ear tuned for THAT lie .. and know who your real friends are ..
to be continued ...