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I was hiking in Poet Laval (Drome, France) when I stumbled upon cows eating grass. I took my lumix and try to make the perfect shot. But the cows didn't want to be photographed as they went on walking and eating at the same time. Not a single cow was standing still. I gotta tell you all I practiced a lot that lethal weapon called the killing scream. Yeah I used to be a kung fu fighter. So I screamed : " KiiiiiAAAAAAAAH !". And all the animals remained still. Some of you may know I used to be a bodybuilder too. So I grabbed all those cows. And put them all around the landcape to arrange the perfect shot. Then I whistled to call my Black horse - Yeah I used to be Zorro. And I made the shot.