Just put the phrases together that pertain to you .... Have fun ! ;o)
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Pick the month you were born ...
January -- I kicked
February -- I loved
March -- I smoked
April -- I dry humped
May -- I choked on
June -- I murdered
July -- I did the Macarena with
August -- I had lunch with
September -- I danced with
October -- I sang to
November -- I yelled at
December -- I ran over
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Pick the day (number) you were born on ....
1 ------- a birdbath
2 ------- a monster
3 ------- a phone
4 ------- a fork
5 ------- the President
6 ------- a gangster
7 ------- my cell phone
8 ------- my dog
9 ------- my best friends boyfriend
10 ------- my neighbor
11 ------- my science teacher
12 ------- a banana
13 ------- a fireman
14 ------- a stuffed animal
15 ------- a goat
16 ------- a pickle
17 ------- your mom
18 ------- a spoon
19 ------- myself
20 ------- a baseball bat
21 ------- a ninja
22 ------- Chuck Norris
23 ------- a noodle
24 ------- a squirrel
25 ------- a football player
26 ------- my sister
27 ------- my brother
28 -------an ipod
29 ------- a permanent marker
30 ------- a llama
31 ------- A homeless guy
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Pick the color of shirt you are wearing ...
White ------ Because I'm cool like that
Black ------- Because thats how I roll.
Pink -------- Because I'm not a cowboy
Red --------- Because the voices told me to.
Blue -------- Because I'm sexy andI do what I want
Green ------ Because I hate myself.
Purple ------ Because I'm cool.
Gray ------- -Because I was drunk
Yellow ------ Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange ---- Because I hate my family.
Brown ----- Because I was high.
Other ------- Because I'm a ninja.
None ------ Because I cant control myself
Apparently, I ran over a pickle because I was drunk ! LOL
To humor the party pooper who complained, I will censor my quote=======
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and THAT is where poopy-ish ideas come from!!
I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.
Albert Camus
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Well, at least that's not as weird as when i powerthrusted a fly (i actually just stood up and let the dead fly drop off me but hey, it's funnier this way)
I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.
Albert Camus
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GOD PUT ME on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind I will never die.
Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
cartoonist
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Due to FALL being my busiest season at my store...I rarely am able to view & comment. Someday I will catch up. PLEASE...if there is a particular work that you really want me to view, pm and I will make it a priority! Thanks so much!
Pictures say a thousand words but the artist taking the picture can say more. Take care and god bless you and yours each and every day'
What really brings a member to view your work I say the naming of your image I know it does me, the name makes me want to see that image'
Just put the phrases together that pertain to you .... Have fun ! ;o)
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Pick the month you were born ...
January -- I kicked
February -- I loved
March -- I smoked
April -- I dry humped
May -- I choked on
June -- I murdered
July -- I did the Macarena with
August -- I had lunch with
September -- I danced with
October -- I sang to
November -- I yelled at
December -- I ran over
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Pick the day (number) you were born on ....
1 ------- a birdbath
2 ------- a monster
3 ------- a phone
4 ------- a fork
5 ------- the President
6 ------- a gangster
7 ------- my cell phone
8 ------- my dog
9 ------- my best friends boyfriend
10 ------- my neighbor
11 ------- my science teacher
12 ------- a banana
13 ------- a fireman
14 ------- a stuffed animal
15 ------- a goat
16 ------- a pickle
17 ------- your mom
18 ------- a spoon
19 ------- myself
20 ------- a baseball bat
21 ------- a ninja
22 ------- Chuck Norris
23 ------- a noodle
24 ------- a squirrel
25 ------- a football player
26 ------- my sister
27 ------- my brother
28 -------an ipod
29 ------- a permanent marker
30 ------- a llama
31 ------- A homeless guy
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing ...
White ------ Because I'm cool like that
Black ------- Because thats how I roll.
Pink -------- Because I'm not a cowboy
Red --------- Because the voices told me to.
Blue -------- Because I'm sexy andI do what I want
Green ------ Because I hate myself.
Purple ------ Because I'm cool.
Gray ------- -Because I was drunk
Yellow ------ Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange ---- Because I hate my family.
Brown ----- Because I was high.
Other ------- Because I'm a ninja.
None ------ Because I cant control myself
Apparently, I ran over a pickle because I was drunk ! LOL