SO, this thread is basically the attempt to make a long, dragged on thread like "Banned!" or "VM" ... so what you do, is tell a fake story that could actually happen to someone but would totally suck.
ie. A seagull chased me until I stopped, then it pooped in my eye and television reporter caught it all on live tv.
Could be fun. Let's see what people come up with.
Note: Going off topic is totally allowed. After the first 10 comments
Someone bought a huge hamburger at a food stand on the beach in southern California, set it on the table outside, went to the car to get something, came back and saw a seagull flying off with the hamburger pattie. Left the bun there though, and fries.
lol, that WOULD suck (for you rich)....So I was sittin in the park and I was enjoying my banana when a lady sits beside me and starts crunching like a mammoth on this apple! then another lady sits beside me and squirts me in the eye with her orange peel... so I gave them a lecture about the perfect fruit and why it was... and then a police officer came over with a banana and was stating that they were against the law now... :(
I had a dream that someone started a new thread and it was hijacked right off the bat and kept going for 18 posts until someone had the nerve to go back OnTopic. It was terrible.
BTW! id like to point out how proud I am that one of my lil teeny tiny threads took off so well and is in no way shape or form on topic. :D Thanks for your co-operation!
PS: I'll have you all know that this is the 67th post on this topic... on the 100th post... we shall have a celebratory happy still alive thread party. :)
Let's discuss the initial premise, Ashley... hehehe
How about bringing a plate of El-lax chocolate chip cookies to a bake sale.
Note to the impressionable among us: Do not take a plate of the above mentioned cookies to any function. They have the potential of being a serious health hazard (including that of laughing one's self half to death after observing the results).
ie. A seagull chased me until I stopped, then it pooped in my eye and television reporter caught it all on live tv.
Could be fun. Let's see what people come up with.
Note: Going off topic is totally allowed. After the first 10 comments