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Great Packaging, Marketing & Advertising Lies

+philcUK
12/09/09 12:19 AM GMT
Time for a new whinge list me thinks…


#1. Lifetime Guarantee

#2. One Size Fits All

#3. 100% Natural and/or Organic

#4. Genuine Reductions

#5. Limited Edition

#6. Handcrafted

#7. Odourless

#8. Stain Resistant

#9. Authentic Reproduction

#10. Low Salt, Same Great Taste!
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::timw4mail
12/09/09 1:37 PM GMT
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::third_eye
12/09/09 2:15 PM GMT
12. Our lowest price ever... yeah til they drop it the following week for the 'really' big sale..
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::timw4mail
12/09/09 4:27 PM GMT
#13 "Sales" at Art Van. Every week is a different sale...I guess that means that there never is a sale.
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+KEIFER
12/09/09 8:14 PM GMT
#14. New and Improved
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.mxvirgil
12/09/09 11:10 PM GMT
#15 Reduced Salt/Fat. (They merely reduced the serving size!)
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::third_eye
12/10/09 11:43 AM GMT
#16 "But wait, there's MORE". No there isn't. "They" were going to include it the whole time. RIP Billy Mays..
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::casechaser
12/10/09 12:28 AM GMT
#17 - "Let me be perfectly clear." or "Quite honestly..." with either, you know the lie is about to be laid.
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&mimi
12/10/09 6:37 PM GMT
# 18 - "Liquidation Sale" ......NOT!
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+KEIFER
12/10/09 11:42 PM GMT
#19. - If you call NOW, we'll lower the number of monthly payments from 114 to 113
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.Jhihmoac
12/11/09 3:43 AM GMT
20) "25% MORE" - The product itself...or just the packaging it comes in?

21) "Always the right price..." Yeah right...Then you make the purchase, and two days later...find out via the competitor ...it was wrong!
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::braces
12/11/09 12:13 AM GMT
22) "Half Price!!" - That's half the price that we doubled just two weeks ago.
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.Akeraios
12/11/09 1:37 PM GMT
23) "You deserve" - like they care.
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.mxvirgil
12/11/09 7:58 PM GMT
24) "For a limited time only!" - The sale is limited to this decade...
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::twinkel
12/11/09 8:07 PM GMT
25)"Every Day Low Pricing- Every Day High Service".....ya right

*shakes head*

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=Samatar
12/11/09 11:27 PM GMT
26) "Supplies are limited!"

So is the life span of our solar system.
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion-
.mxvirgil
12/12/09 2:03 AM GMT
27) Or, "While Supplies Last". Yeah, each store gets a dozen pieces -- just enough to lure 'em in...
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::laurengary
12/13/09 12:47 AM GMT
Well then technically Mike, that's not a lie. They just didn't tell you that supplies lasted for an hour & a half is all.
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.Jhihmoac
12/16/09 1:04 AM GMT
28) "Special Limited Edition"...Three months later, it's a regular product in production...
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&animaniactoo
02/10/10 7:09 PM GMT
"Semi-Fully Assembled".
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.mxvirgil
02/10/10 7:31 PM GMT
"Good, Old Fashioned" . . . Hogwash...

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If you don't tell your kitten about catnip, who will?
=Samatar
02/10/10 9:28 PM GMT
"Semi fully assembled"? Do companies actually advertise that?!?

Not really so much a lie as a contradiction in terms!
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion-
&animaniactoo
02/10/10 11:16 PM GMT
lol. Yes, they do. I've even been required to put it on packaging and in catalogs. Knowing me, you know I point out that it doesn't quite make sense more than once, don't you? 8•P
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=Samatar
02/11/10 12:52 AM GMT
Just tell them that the job is semi-fully completed.
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-Everyone is entitled to my opinion-
::solita17
02/11/10 6:44 AM GMT
"Just $19.99!" Does anyone really believe $19.99 is less than $20.00??
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+philcUK
02/11/10 6:52 AM GMT
no - but its not a lie either. its just a psychological thing. the inverse works also. saying 'almost a million' sounds better then 900,000.
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=Samatar
02/11/10 8:23 AM GMT
I heard recently on the radio that people tend to feel they are being cheated if prices (such as those on new cars) are simple round numbers... like there must be a catch...
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+philcUK
02/11/10 10:53 AM GMT
that's true also - it seems like you have just picked an arbitrary number and rounded it up rather than providing a genuine price.
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.Akeraios
02/11/10 4:27 PM GMT
I feel like I'm being cheated when I see $19.99. They're just trying to manipulate me into thinking I'm paying less than I really am. Whenever I sell anything, I avoid 9 like the plague! To me psychologically, it's like an unresolved leading tone in music.
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&animaniactoo
02/11/10 4:42 PM GMT
Do not get me started on "What is a price point". <gnashes teeth>
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One man sees things and says "why?" - but I dream things that never were and I say "why not?"
=Samatar
02/11/10 11:49 PM GMT
Umm... well... I hate to say it... but what is a "price point"? Something you get for a correct answer on The Price is Right?
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&animaniactoo
02/12/10 4:42 PM GMT
In the interests of not ranting on for half an hour, the short answer is a price at which retailers will offer an item for sale. Generally considered an "attractive" price due to mysterious workings of somebody's brain. $17.99 is not a price point. $21.99 is.
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::danika
02/12/10 5:34 PM GMT
We're rolling back prices .... yeah, right!
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=Samatar
02/12/10 11:44 PM GMT
I heard a great one on an add for hair dye last night. Apparantly it gives your hair "40% more dimension". Someone want to explain to me wth that is supposed to mean?? Since when can you measure increases in "dimension"? Which dimension in particular are we talking about anyway??
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&mimi
02/13/10 7:24 AM GMT
"Great New Taste"............NOT!
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.Akeraios
02/14/10 10:54 PM GMT
@ Sam: they must be talking about time - you get to keep your hair 40% longer!
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