4. Fall in love.
6. Climb Mt. Everest
7. Go skinny dipping
8. Visit the Statue of Liberty.
9. Break the law in some way, shape or form :)
10. Visit Europe.
1.) See Paris in the Spring
2.) Act on Stage
3.) Tour the Isle of Barra & The MacNeille Castle
4.) Go to The Scottish Games
5.) Write A Book
6.) Lose All The Weight I Want & Keep The Darn Pounds Off !!
7.) Go Back To Australia
8.) View The Guttenberg Bible
9.) See The pyramids In Egypt
10.) Go back in time & see the Library of Alexandria, before it was destroyed .....you never said it had to be possible or plausible
1) Kill everyone who has ever even vaguely pissed me off (this would have to be done as close to death as possible to avoid any nasty repercussions. obviously)
2) Have a relationship with someone when it didn’t involve them wanting to bleed me dry of everything of value I own.
3) Visit South America and both the Poles.
4) Try as many things as possible that are bad for you.
5) Get a pilots license.
6) Own a motorbike again.
7) Throw some rotten food at a politician. (Same caveats as point 1.)
8) Win the Lottery & then give it all away.
9) Finish writing my book/screenplay (this is the least likely one – more chance of achieving point 8)
10) Bring down a government.
1) be pulled up on stage to sing "CAn't Smile Without You" with Barry Manilow
2) moon W, then flip him the bird
3) go to Italy, Greece, Scotland, Egypt, Jamaica...well all the places I see in pix that are SO lovely
4) finally finish my Great American Novel
4) drive in a Nascar event
5) design sexy linerie for full figured women (bra's that fit, support well, and DON'T look like you should be 80 to wear them)
6) have a last meal consisting of ALL my favorite food and beverages
7) watch a sunset on Ali'i Beach in Haleiewa ( North Shore,Oahu)
8) learn to ride a motorcycle then tour the US on a custom made bike
9) go on a safari in Africa
10) (SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST) be able to cuddle and kiss my kids one last time and tell them how much I love them.
1. Fall in love
2. Earn enough money to work full time eradicating homelessness and Domestic Violence in Australia (must insert one good deed or else look like selfish pig)
3. Get Bono to drag me up on stage to sing ANY SONG..except Stuck in a Moment (and then tease him in front of Larry)
4. Chat to JK Rowling; meet and psychoanalyse Professor Snape *struggles with straight jacket*
5. Find faith in something
6. Travel outside of time around the world-no fear, no strings, walk with poets, plot with generals, get drunk with Romans...
7. Ride on horseback around Australia
8. Finish and publish my novel
9. World Peace dude!! All differences celebrated, all cultures adored.
10. Buy my Mum a house in Italy-set her up on a date with Viggo Mortensen...
Hmm, a house and Viggo for mom and world peace? Nice.
Hmm, let's see ...
10. Learn to play the guitar, violin and cello.
9. Learn composition and theory for music.
8. Ensure that all family and friends know that they are loved and respected. (Starting small here, baby steps to the world peace thingy.)
7. Be there at the moment of birth of a child. Mine, preferrably ;).
(Sidenote: Apparently, it is not good form to just show up at the local L & D ward and go 'looking' for a blessed event.)
6. Hole in one. Soooo close ... so close.
5. Go down Main Street, on a camel and swinging a bag of cats, shouting, "Yeehaaww!!"
4. Have sufficient monetary resources and lawyers to get out of the charges, whatever they may be, from doing said above thing.
3. ... work in progress ... to be continued ...
1) Finish losin weight (i'll set the bar low to start this list)
2) Be listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as a flirtaholic
3) Write down one of the books I've been composing in my head
4) Ride more (lots & lots more) roller coasters
5) "Entertain" more - where's that mushy cap?
6) Beat my dad @ a trivia game
7) Go travel round the world
8) Make oodles & oodles of money so I can retire and goof off all day
9) Get a c-index higher than 58 on one of my images
10) Become a gourmet pastry chef.
I'd take a date w/Viggo too, cept I saw him interviewed as himself (i.e. not the sexiness that is him in many many a movie), and it was like watching a cardboard cutout.
Phil you are a man after my own heart. Maybe one day we can get together and compare notes on ways and methods.
1. Get together with every X, I have ever had and ask them to pay for once and then give them a bill and ask them to pay back me back for every time I loaned them money and they never paid me back.
2. Have a talk with every politician in the world and ask them to get the heads out of the behinds and take a look around at the real issues.
3. Put the president on the front line of a war with in a hummer that does not have armor and a hand gun and ask him to win the war.
4. sit all of our world leaders down with the families of the men and woman who have died in their wars and explain to them why their kids had to die.
5. Find a woman who can admit that she was wrong and actually apologize. Yeah like that will ever happen.
6. Find a decent cup of coffee.
7. spend enough time with my kids as adults to really get to know
them. Thats when they become interesting
you've set yourself a tall order there Clay - I think your definitely in with a shout of winning the Lotto priot to any of the above coming to fruition.
Thought with the talk of wedgie'ing the baggy panted youth, and well, quite frankly, 'tear a new one' came to mind and that put the fear in me I tell ya. But, we're still cool, right?
Never wrong. Let me think about this. ..............................Hm , still thinking,..............................................................................Still thinking. Ah that's right you're a woman . Hehehehe. Now what were you saying about always being right?
I think I'll hand out noogies, wedgies, and maybe even goose a tush...just for good measure!!! Come on, you can save your tush...all you have to do is admit that women are always right.
Girls...anyone up to joining me for a little tush goosing?
1) See World Peace
2) Eat Whirled Peas
3) Smell pea blossoms in the spring
4) Listen to the Black Eyed Peas play in my back yard
5) Sit together with a loved one, wrapped in a blanket before a fire, like two peas in a pod.
I think I just themed myself... there might be a wallpaper in this... hmmm... :o)
Besides, why should we be sorry? It's the men that are always screwing up...never asking for directions, power-tooling everything when it can be fixed with a butter knife and high heel shoe...forgetting our chocolates...
Hehehe ... ahh, a little method to my madness ... just trying to bait those troublesome 'three cans of Raid' types into responding and separate them from the quality women who stare those big, hairy guys down.
Yep, just as I thought, nothing but 'quality' on the site ;) .
And they said woman’s liberation was to make men and moman equal. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. I guess as long as a woman has painted nails we are still are needed to fix things, so to prevent breakage.
And the why behind? Enquiring minds want to know (so, the odds can be determined, obviously ... a personal vendetta is mighty motivating ... ahh, I got a C-note on you, regardless).
How's about accompanying your friend on his shopping trip to an Adult Novelty store. And spending a considerate amount of time looking for that special Secret Santa present that will amuse and not offend?
Ohh, I am not done ... then after his making said purchase, leaving the store ... thinking and feeling a slight chill ... only ... only then ... to discover that your fly was down the whole time.
Humbling and embarrassing, particularly when you finally get the gauge on the smiles and giggles you encountered while in the shop. :(
- find a house and move
- get rid of my moderate-severe dysfluency
- publish at least 25 books
- figure out Einstein's theories perfectly
- discover a lot more about the ancient Indo-European language/family
- become an interior designer
- prove to people my opinions about god and religion
- travel around the world
- find true love
- ummm...finish my ice-cream and candy
1. get my own place...cuz that looks like its gonna take a while
2. go to new zealand, italy, japan, india, alaska.....
3. finally lose weight
4. get a job that i really love or start my own business
5. get married
6. go to a concert
7. learn hindi - i know a bunch of words already
8. write a book
9. invent something
10. go skydiving!
i think as that list went on, it got more extreme...
11. learn a martial art and become one with yourself
(and i know i'm breaking the rules, but i thought, "hey, who really cares anyway", and my last ten was a while ago anyway....lol
2. be chased by the police in a car chase and escape dramatically (lol)
3. be in a rock band
....someone else continue this please... i ran out of ideas right now....:)