Spades when multiple people IM you @ the same time "are you free?" "come play with me" "game?" "pretty please?" "is it my turn yet?" "YOU DON'T LOVE ME, YOU NEVER PLAY WITH ME ANYMORE"
Football...when you have stains on your wall from your favorite team losing and you throw your nacho cheese dip and beer and it hits/slides down the wall...then you drop your pants and moon the winning team, finishing it with a double bird salute.
or
your favorite teams wins so you do a booty dance then run outside half naked wavin the flag of your winning team while making cavewoman grunts, finished off with a double bird salute to the losing team and a very loud HAHA YOU LOSERS YOU SUCK
(yeah...I'm a bit obsessed)
(or your calendar is based on Football season, that boring time frame, draft picks, pre-season)
Chocolate . . . . . when you have just been told the average chocolate bar contains at least 3 insect legs and you don't care. Munch Munch.
and
Apophysis . . . . . . when you spend hours creating total rubbish and still go back to it again, and again, and again, in the hope that one day .... a masterpiece lol Some hope.
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Lu 17:24 For as the lightning, that lighteneth out of the one part under heaven, shineth unto the other part under heaven; so shall also the Son of man be in his day.
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Did someone say chocolate????????? I can tell you where Pig Boys fridge is for a good price.. moahahahaha.. and I know where the key is to unlock the HUGE padlock he has on there..
Nobody's raiding my fridge !! For a couple very good reasons actually.
1. Good luck finding anything through the science experiments
2. There is nothing & I mean NOTHING like a frozen miniature Reese's cup... yes kids the All American obsession with peanut butter raises it's ugly head. But I'm telling you combined with chocolate it's nirvana like you cannot... I'm sorry. Where was I ?
Oh yeah.
3. Like I would ever desecrate a box of luscious, delectable Godiva Chocolate by putting it in the fridge.
Hey Phil... just for you... I saw a re-run of Two & A Half Men last night & the little kid put a jar of peanut butter in the microwave & then poured the melted stuff into a glass & offered some to Charlie Sheen.
Well, now that the season is over (at least as far as I am concerned)...you know you have a real Raiders fan in your midst when the word "Tom Brady" is responded to with "the anti-christ"...when said person refuses to admit that there may be some problems with the team, that we have instead just hit a rough patch (5 years of a rough patch), when the term "snow job" is said to be the time those cheating bastards (the Pats) won the game thanks in part to paying off that blind S.O.B of a ref, Ed Hockuley...and when the movie "Heidi" sends chills down said fans spine!!
Who said I have a problem??? So what, I am a Raiders fan, I have no issues...my team is simply not in the playoffs right now because the various opposing teams cheated their way to a victory...some day they will develope a method of instant replay that truly works...and will fire Ed Hockuley...after all he has a personal vendetta against the Raiders...
***Oh, and do you KNOW what is IN Peanut Butter??? Almost causes the same response in me as the movie "Heidi"!!
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