Ever gone streaking? Ever lied to your boss so you could go to the zoo with your sweetheart? Ever jumped skyclad into the lake? Have you ever walked into a door?

I once broke somebodies nose in a mosh pit..

On purpose or by accident?

I didn't like the person to begin with, so purpose.

LOL. I meant should I be answering for on purpose or by accident?

Oh! Right. hehehe... Either.

hmm… I dunno… I've been known to do some outrageous stuff. Let's think here…

One day @ work when I was bored… bout 10 years ago now… I called my sister who was 12? 13? @ the time and sang to her…

"My bologna has a 1st name." *click*
*call back* "It's M-A-Y-E-R" *click*… 
and ongoing. round about the 4th or 5th line, she shouted the next line back @ me. Then started picking up and immediately hanging up. So I harassed her through the rest of the afternoon. Getting in a line here and a line there. Got the final line in about 8 o'clock @ nite, at which point she said "I told Mommy and she says you're really really weird!".

*snicker*

I threw my little brother off the top bunk once... the little puke broke my favorite train too, when he hit the floor... Grrrr

I was in the service overseas...tipped one too many...did something in a sink in a bar cuz there was no room...didn't know the door was open and that suddenly I was the stage show. I even got a round of applause and like the trooper I am I bowed....then zipped up and left.

What is it with men & sinks ?!

Grossie.

Sinks are macho...they are made for men...just the right height and just a twist of a faucet and presto, clean again. On the plus side... we can hit em.

When I was much younger I was in a particularly bad mood one day, everything seemed to be going wrong. So anyway, I was driving my '79 Ford F-150 down the road and some guy starts tailgating me for a couple of miles. It pissed me off, I was already going 60 in a 50 mph speed zone. Anyway, after deciding I wasn't pulling off the road to let this moron by I sped up to 90 mph and he was till right on my ass. That's when I lost it and stomped down on the brakes on him. I'm not saying it was a smart thing to do, but I took off again before he had a chance to hit me. I think he must have wet himself pretty good, he followed me from about a half a mile back the rest of the way down the road. LOL! First good laugh I had all day!..=P

It was Moe and Larry...you know what's going to happen when they find you!

Jerry I bet your wife just loves you.

Oh yeah! But then she loves dogs and cats too.

Ooooo, nee nee naa naa, waaaaaa....shut up you big baby! You make me want to blow chunks you girly looking little twit. I'm the boss now! You can thank Lauren and Capt.Caedes for this honey muffin!

I think this may be it.

lol.

My newly single girlfriend and I were in a club, and she saw a guy she wanted to meet, but being slightly out of practice, she didn't know how to go up and talk to him. She's a tiny little thing (4' 11", 96 lbs), so I picked her up slightly and threw her on him. She turned and tried to run away all embarrassed, and made me repeat my actions. Well… c'mon now… it worked! She dated him for over 2 years. 8•)

I admire your persistence repeating that action for 2 years. You must go on a lot of dates......with them.

A Friend of mine and I went on a car hood ornament snatching spree...

(And remember kids, don't try this at home)
:o)

Don't blame me for your past insanity Jerry ......

hmmmm....

how about wave a train down in the middle of the night? i was in a very small city in china trying to get from where i was to southern china so i could get on a plane to get to thailand. in the meantime however, all the train tickets were sold, so we had to try to get the trains to stop so we could get on.

You left your clothes on didn't you? They didn't stop did they?

I shagged my boyfriend on my parents front porch swing, late one night... lol... *Blushes"

Looking at you.......that's impossible....you should be on the Liar Liar thread and you should be ashamed....what's yer phone number?

When I was younger and stupid (insert 40 wisecracks here), I dressed up as a toddler for Halloween, went to work dressed that way, and spoke like a toddler all day. "I NOT a baby, I TWEE!"

Drove one studio manager nuts and cracked up the rest of my office 8D

Hold that thought ....I'm working on the 40 wisecracks.

Called Wor-Lass a fathead!!!...Naow I TAak throooo brockin teeff .....Mmmnnn

Answered that infamous question, "Do these pants make me look fat?"

Yes, I am still single. :oP

LOL! You fool! The correct answer would have been "not at all dear, if anything they make your butt look even better." Either that or grab a Snickers bar like the guy in the commercial..=P

You know Larry, I don't think there is any one right answer to that one, stuffing a Snickers bar into your mouth sounds like some sage advice, lol.

Driving my friends' car home from the pub ... from the backseat, with him slouched on the front seat operating the pedals. Tequila may have factored into the equation. Or ...

Being driven home ... from the pub, and my buddy's Mini's clutch goes and when faced with the question, do you want to walk home from my house or jump out as I pass yours? Go ahead, guess which I opted for. Yep, tequila again. :oP

LOL! Tequila and me never got along.

One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila Floor!!

OI-Veh... Tequila is the devil's waste product. It is you know.

Did that STUFF with a friend once, didn't hit me at all. So, what happens? I start doing 2 to his one, and still nothin'. That is, until I hit the stairs afler the bottle was done. Three step up, and I was on the floor. I think I discovered some new directions the room could spin in. Of course, the floor was doing its own spinning, different from the walls. Was not pretty. Heck, I couldn't even crawl in a straight line up the stairs to the bathroom.

Moral of story... Tequila (booze in general) is BAD!!! Very, very bad...

*wanna hand me the lime and salt please?*

I can't figure out if it's you or the voices.

choose... hehe

(Grrr.... dang flood control)

Flood control? Are you wearing a diaper?

*puts finger to lips*
Shhhh... it's our secret

There you go shushing me again!! You have poopy pants...admit it.

I tried once ... once ... to do the Chevy Chase Caddy Shack routine with the lime/lemon (lime for the purists, lemon for the gutter slugs like moi) and salt.

Had to have a few more shots to forget the pain of my nose trying to escape my face and this world as we know it. Hmm, now that I think of it, might have been on one of the aforementioned nights' escapades.

Annnnd ... I came this close ---->.<----- to snorting the worm, but common sense(?) prevailed and I ate it.

Bad juju ... bad juju man. *you done with the salt there, Curt?*

Mr. Poopy Pants is busy doing stuff in his diaper.

Once upon a New Year's Eve… after having taken my friend's car keys from him because he was drunk and I was surely not getting in a car w/him behind the wheel. Well… doing about 70 or so (probably higher) on the New Jersey Turnpike @ 4 am, my friend looks @ me and says, "would you mind if I crawled in the back seat and pissed out the window?".

"Uh, I guess not"… so off he goes, and being a rather tall boy, sticks himself up out of the window as I proceed to keep flying down the fairly empty turnpike, takes care of business, climbs back in the car and goes "Wooo Hooooooo! I KNEW you were a great driver!"

On reflection… I may not have been as sober as I thought I was… cuz otherwise my idiot self woulda said "Hold on while I pull over the side of the road". Specially after he looked up 20 min later and said "Gotta go see a man about a horse!"

I jumped out of the car when I was a wee lad... and yes, it was still moving. Boy, did I hear it from my ma about that bone headed stunt.

*stares intently at Curts' wording*

There has to be a joke in there somewhere, I just have that feeling. Hmm, bone? ... headed? ... wait, its' coming to me ... gimme me a minute ...

No, really, I did... I was kind of overcome by this thought that I must escape... so, as she slowed down to go around a bend, I made a break for it.

Maybe I had a past life flashback or something, I was only 5 or so... hehe

What, was she trying to kiss you or something? lol

EWWWWW! GIRL COOTIES!

LOL.

Killed a pigeon with half an alka selzer wrapped in ham. Flys away then bang! it blows up. Harsh but true, damned university days.

So the alka selzer reacts to the ham? I have some expeirementing to do..

*scampers to go buy some alka selzers*

After a night on some very hot Vindaloo curry...I went shoppin, with Wor-Lass....my guts started to do do the 'salsa' and thought Ooh naw!....wor-lass was talkin to a salesman..I let one escape? it was a very loooong fart! and just nonchalantly walked away from the two of them.....Outside, wor-lass says to me...did you smell that salesman! he musta fell into a cess-pit by the smell o' him....when I told her I did it!.....Whooooaaaa! vesuvius erupted an d I was in the firing line...didnt speak to me for two weeks!!! Aaaah 'Bliss'..

ewy