There's probably been a thread for this too...but we'll soon find out...won't we?

You can do this two ways...either a Daffynition meaning...like:

Polygon: Dead parrot...
Indestinct: Where the dirty dishes go...
Bigamist: Fog in Italy...

OR...you can use/abuse the word in a sentence...like:

"Y'all better KUMQUAT...or the kids'll hear us!"
"Better give that CATATONIC...I think he could use one!"

"Whadd'ya mean...he ain't had no funeral? Get a shovel and BARIUM!"

Mastadon: East coast mob boss of bosses...
Asset: A little donkey...
Illegal: A sick bird of prey...

"I'm a lawyer..Italiano...I tella this-a man MAFIA is 500 dollars...If he a-hadda more-a money...MAFIA would-a be 1000 dollars!"

"CISTERN around a bit...The jerks are staring at your cleavage again..."

Abominable: A steer that swallowed dynamite by mistake...
Noble: The same steer after the dynamite explodes...

I like the ones you get on Daffynitions.com like:

Antidepressant: whatever is causing the unwarranted optimism about your dead end job.

Macho: someone who jogs home from a vasectomy.

Better: what we instantly feel when we realize our neighbour’s problems are as bad as our own.

Abash: a great office party.

Dysentery: what you get when dissent merges with commentary.

Anythingarian: a person who changes religions religiously.

Liberal: a church with four commandments and six suggestions.

Resume: the closest any of us will ever come to perfection.

Date: an organized meeting with someone who has yet to realize their intense dislike for you.

Stupidity: letting the child with stomach flu sleep on the top bunk.

Dilemma: trying to believe someone you normally trust when you know you would lie if you were in their place.

Diet: a brief period of starvation followed by a gain of five pounds.

Side saddle: how men, rather than women, would ride in a logical world.

Job: a place where you work just hard enought to avoid getting fired while getting paid just enough to avoid quitting.

Sabbatical: a Latin word meaning "I quit but you won't know it for sure for a year".

Irony: buying a suit with two pair of pants and then burning a hole in the coat.

Insanity: driving forty minutes to a health club, then waiting thirty minutes to get on a treadmill for twenty minutes.

Progress: what you get when each mistake is a new one.

Shopping: retail therapy.

Kids: people to be nice to since they are the ones who will choose our nursing homes.

Marriage: the process of finding out what type of person your spouse would prefer.

lol sorry, but i have to add this...
Marriage: (definition 2) the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse really IS

Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

"Don't let dat guy play in wit' us...he's a real CHEETAH!"

"PINSCHER and see if she's asleep..."

Paradise : Heart and soul of a craps table...

my car is made of pasta...it RONZONI if ya push it

"Benny got his stomach pumped because of some rotten MEDIATE..."

"Didn't you enjoy th' party...'cos it was a real BLASPHEMY!"

Here are someredneck definitions::

Back-up: What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods (or at the corner of the garage, like I did...).

Bar Code: Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern.

Bug: The reason you give for calling in sick.

Byte: What your pitbull dun to cusin Jethro.

Cache: Needed when you run out of food stamps.

Chip: Pasture muffins that you try not to step in.

Terminal: Time to call the undertaker.

Crash: When you go to Junior's party uninvited.

Digital: The art of counting on your fingers.

Diskette: Female Disco dancer.

Fax: What you lie about to the IRS.

Hacker: Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.

Hardcopy: Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.

Internet: Where cafeteria workers put their hair.

Keyboard: Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.

Mac: Big Bubba's favourite fast food.

Megahertz: How your head feels after 17 beers.

Modem: What ya do when the grass get too high.

Mouse Pad: Where Mickey and Minnie live.

Network: Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line.

Online: Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.

ROM: Where the Pope lives.

Screen: Helps keep the skeeters off the porch.

Serial Port: A red wine you drink with breakfast.

Superconductor: Amtrak's Employee of the year.

Asphalt: describes rectal problems.

diaphragm: is a drawing in Geometry.

erection: is when Japanese people vote.

Masturbate: is used to catch large fish.

Bar Heater - A coat made of sheep's wool.

Lentil Burger - Something christians eat in the lead up to Easter.

"Jim was sent to the principal's office for placing ATTACK on the teacher's seat..."

Paradox :Two M.D.'s...

Persuit : shortened form of "per civil action"...

Sirloin: A cut of meat that's been knighted...

Medicine: Two EMT's engaged in a sexual act...

Kingdom: A monarch that isn't too bright...

Cryptogram: Telegram delivered to Count Dracula personally...

Undercroft: Whatever chair Tomb Raider Lara happens to be sitting on...

Sandwich: Magical mystical woman of the beach...

Justice - A scotch on the rocks without scotch

Divine - To destroy the grape crop.

Molasses - The posteriors of tiny burrowing mammals.

Space Bar - The key on the keyboard that occupies the most space.

Senile - What elderly tourists do in Egypt.

Vacuum Cleaner - A sonic broom.

Attire - Where punctures are normally located on a vehicle.

Allegro - To wake up and have gained an extra foot.

Mischief - an accidental leader
Earnest - where baby ears are born

Lymph - To run with a lisp

Carnation - Country full of automobiles.

Eyebrows - What I do in a book shop

"This a-place is a-condemmed...You CANTELIVIER!!"

CRATER: Someone who makes wooden boxes...

ACETYLENE: Italian TV on a broken table...

DISTEMPER: Anger management...