This thread is a place where you can put your humorous stories about where you work on the web. Start each story with "Legends of the Modern Workspace Issue #(whatever number yours is)" and let us know what happens when you are clocked in at your job. The stories should be interesting and descriptive about what happened while giving an idea of what the atmosphere of your office is like to someone completely uninformed. Also, keep the general ambiance the same; tell your story as if it were epic instead of a joke; make it real to the rest of us. It is ok to give comments on other people's stories, just be specific about which one you are commenting on and do not change the mood of this thread through your posts. Fill us in on your office myths.