"Why did the duck go to the bank? A: Because he wanted to get a new bill." Took this one the other day and it looked like the geese were having a laugh at the expense of the poor duck.
Ducks are always the butt of goose jokes... "How many ducks does it take to screw in a light bulb"? --They can't, no opposable thumbs. --One, if the bulb is not quacked. --Ducks don't need light bulbs, you mallard, you.
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--They can't, no opposable thumbs.
--One, if the bulb is not quacked.
--Ducks don't need light bulbs, you mallard, you.
-Nik